Two young Irish men had been out sleeping with their girl friends. One felt guilty and decided he should stop at the church and confess. He went into the confession booth and told the priest, "Father, I have sinned. I have sex with a young lady. Please forgive me."
The priest said, "Tell me my son, who the young lady was." The young man said he couldn't do that and the priest said he couldn't grant him forgiveness unless he did.
"Was it Mary Kelly?" asked the priest."
"No."
"Was it Rosie Ryan?"
"No."
"Was it that red-headed hussey Brigid O'Reilly?"
"No."
"Well then," said the priest, "You'll not be forgiven."
When the young man met his friend outside the friend asked, "So, did you find forgiveness." "No," said the other, "but I picked up three good prospects!"
2007-12-29 07:21:37 · 18 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha funny
sorry can not reply to any more questions....rushing to confession........
2007-12-29 09:17:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
1 - i like wearing Men's Tank tops..XL..the ladies ones are too tight 2- i talk to myself 3- i playPokemon games at age 39 4 - i i like watching Spanish soap operas not knowing what they're saying 5 - i don't like vegetables but only baby carrots & corn 6- i stay on Yahoo answers until 5;.00am sometimes
2016-05-27 19:19:00 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tush tush tush - now you naughty girl.
Go and say 5 Hail Marys and 5 Hello Dollys - and may God have mercy on your sole.
(It's Friday - with fish on the menu)
2007-12-29 07:32:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-29 07:29:28 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it! LOL sending you a star.
2007-12-29 07:40:11 · answer #5 · answered by Mistress B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERY GOOD, HAVE A STAR X
2007-12-29 07:33:57 · answer #6 · answered by traceydavo07 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, now they get excellent confessionals
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2007-12-29 08:42:03 · answer #7 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes! lol.
2007-12-29 13:22:59 · answer #8 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont get it
2007-12-29 07:35:50 · answer #9 · answered by Jenn G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good star4u
2007-12-29 09:52:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋