A man comes home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the
bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and
panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He
rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old
son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Mick's hiding in your wardrobe and
he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his
screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his
brother, totally naked, cowering on the wardrobe floor.
"You bonehead!" says the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack, and you're
running around with no clothes on scaring the kids!"
2007-12-29 07:20:06 · 22 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol Honey he must be very trusting,here have a star,I see them nasies are working overtime again wait until tommorrow night I'll give them a run for there money.XXX
Oops sorry I meant nasties.xxx
2007-12-29 11:14:22 · answer #1 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah: OK, but, why didn't his brother go get help for her, if she was poorly, get the point though he was a coward hiding in the wardrobe, instead of helping his brothers wife. I got no time these days for idiots!!!
Hhahhahhahahaah ugh!
2007-12-29 18:03:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha
very funny
Have a Happy New Year!
2007-12-29 19:49:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-29 15:25:02 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one - have a starry New Year.
2007-12-29 15:24:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
PMSL!! 10/10
2007-12-29 15:50:24 · answer #6 · answered by Quizard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-30 10:46:19 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh? Oh I get it. LOL thats funny. That dude is so stupid!
2007-12-29 15:33:45 · answer #8 · answered by ♥MeMeAnn♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
ur funny
2007-12-29 15:23:23 · answer #9 · answered by Mansour S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thumbs up great joke
2007-12-29 15:24:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋