Lost at Sea, two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously.
To his amazement, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish,not the standard three. Without giving much thought to the matter, Patrick blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into Guinness Beer! The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals.
Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of Guinness on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. Michael looked disgustedly at Patrick and after a long, tension filled moment, he spoke. "Nice going Patrick! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat."
2007-12-29 07:13:51 · 15 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe, sounds like Carpy and Dams there hun, pmsl
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2007-12-29 08:50:47 · answer #1 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-29 07:36:01 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was going to tell a similar joke to that! lol very good
2007-12-29 07:43:53 · answer #3 · answered by Quizard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohh dont tell carpy, he loves guiness, pmsl have a star xxxxxxxxxxxx
2016-05-27 19:18:01 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahhahahhahahahhahah lol lmao hahahhahahah
2007-12-29 07:19:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did not see that one coming! lol.
2007-12-29 13:21:20 · answer #6 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like something id do
2007-12-29 07:48:56 · answer #7 · answered by Celtic And Proud 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good star4u
2007-12-29 09:55:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha if only
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2007-12-29 08:36:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha brillllllllllllll !!!!!!!
2007-12-29 09:10:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋