Funny Blonde Joke?

Question

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

Here's another one:

There was a blonde woman named, Cindy, that was in deep financial problems.
So she got on her knees and prayed "Dear
God, please let me win the lottery. I really need your help or
I'll loose my car, the house, and everything else." She doesn't
win. The next day she prays to God "God! I really really need
your help! I'll loose my car, the house, and everything else."
Once again, she doesn't win. The next day she says the same
prayer; then God speaks to her " Cindy! work with me here, BUY
A TICKET!!"

Heres ANOTHER one!!!!!

A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"

Answer 1

I've heard the first one already and the 2nd one was predictable but the 3rd one was so funny! :D Enjoy these!

A blonde needed money so she went door to door and asked if anyone needed small jobs done. She came up to this house with a porch that followed along all around the house.

She rang the doorbell and a man came to door. She asked, "Do you have any jobs for me to do around her house?" He said "As matter of fact, I do. Could you paint our porch? The paint should be in the garage. I'll give you $50."

Soon, the blonde came to the door again. "I'm done, since I did it so vfast I even did two coats."

Suprised the man said" Thank you! Here is your cash"

Then the blonde said, "And by the way, it is a ferrari, not a porch.

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1 blonde and 1 brunette owned a farm. They needed a bull so the brunette went out of town to buy a bull. She told the blonde if she decides to buy the bull, she give her a telelgram to tell her to bring the trailer.

After getting a bull for $499 out of the $500 she brought. She went to send a telegram and found out it was 99 cents for a word, so she could only write one word to tell her sister to bring the car. She told this problem to the telegram man. she finally chose a word: "comfortable. "How would your sister now to bring a car for the bull by that?" the Telkegram man asked. "she'll read it slow," the brunette said.

Answer 2

Funny! 10!

Answer 3

Funny but I don't get the second one about god. When he said to her work with me and get a ticket. I don't get that one. The rest was hilarious I laughed really hard thanks

Answer 4

A blonde, brunette, and a crimson head have been status on the fringe of the pool waiting for the a hundred yead breast stroke race.... The starter shot the pistol and the three dove into the water and commenced swimming. a couple of minutes the brunette finished and jumped out of the water. Then the crimson head. approximately twenty minutes later, the blonde emerged. They presented the gold to the brunette, the silver to the crimson head and the bronze to the blonde. As they located the steel round her neck the blonde wispered " i do no longer prefer to sound like a sore loser, yet i think of the different 2 used their hands"

Answer 5

omg lamo rofl hahahahhahahahha XD XD XD star 4 you.

Answer 6

Those are reeeeeeallly good. I luv the first one!!! Rofl

Answer 7

HAHAHAHA!!!!
LOL
I have heard the first one before but the second one was soooo funny!!!

Answer 8

The second one and the third one were REALLY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!! lmas

Answer 9

nice...still laughing


happy holidays!!!!!!

Answer 10

difinitely funny!!!