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Little Johnny was going to his faters house one day and he was packing everthing in his room and putting it in his little red wagon.

He was walking to his fathers house with his wagon behind him, when he came to this hill.

He started up the hill but was constantly swearing "This God damn thing is so heavy"

A priest heard him and came out. "You shouldn't be swearing" said the priest. "God hears you...He is everywhere...He's in the chruch...He's on the sidewalk...He's everywhere"

Then Little Johnny says "Oh is he in my Wagon"

The prist replies "Yes Johnny God is in your Wagon"

Little Johnny says "Well tell him to get the hell out and start pulling"

2007-12-29 04:28:33 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

hahhahahhahahhahhahahhah you are making me die

2007-12-29 04:41:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny! 10!

2007-12-29 09:48:07 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

interior the solid old days of the golden oldies, maximum documents have been offered on the Decca label. Henry Buses had a warm hit titled, "warm Lips." a woman heard the checklist on the radio and desperate that she purely had to have it. She regarded up the form for the checklist keep and referred to as them. regrettably, she misdialed and, as a exchange of accomplishing the checklist keep, she have been given "Hank's motor vehicle physique." She stated, "Do you have 'warm Lips' on a 10-inch Decca?" Hank, who had replied the telephone himself, stated, "properly, uh, ma'am, no, yet I do have warm nuts below a 10-inch pecker!" A moderate pause. the female stated, "Is that a checklist?" "i do no longer understand, ma'am, even even though it rather is a damned good accepted."

2016-11-26 01:04:21 · answer #3 · answered by crabtree 3 · 0 0

Hang on, what happened to Dick?

2007-12-29 04:38:18 · answer #4 · answered by les12 2 · 0 0

lol nice

2007-12-29 05:07:25 · answer #5 · answered by Space Cadet 4 · 0 0

haha nice.

2007-12-29 04:40:12 · answer #6 · answered by llovell 6 · 0 0

hah lol

2007-12-29 04:31:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

that was funny...lol

2007-12-29 05:02:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i think its corny

2007-12-29 04:33:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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