Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, were growing in the woods. A small tree began to grow between them, and the beech asked the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch"?
The birch said he could not tell. Just then a woodpecker landed on the young sapling.
"Woodpecker, you, sir, are a tree expert. Will you tell us if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch"? asked the birch.
The woodpecker took a taste of the small tree.
He replied, "That is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in"!
2007-12-29 03:10:12 · 15 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I appreciate Criticism; as long as it's Constructive.
However, I have to Disagree with the Accusation of being Stupid.
Many Years, and much Money was spent Educating This One.....lol.
Peace and God Bless.
2007-12-29 07:33:08 · update #1
Ha Ha Ha Funny
2007-12-29 03:16:58 · answer #1 · answered by sfctranspo 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe this is funny ~ Forget and forgieve those who are trying to relieve their problems of life on this forum by abusing others
2007-12-30 00:10:22 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
good joke
2007-12-31 04:07:56 · answer #3 · answered by yash 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
ahahahaha styar 4 u lmao rofl.
2007-12-29 12:01:29 · answer #4 · answered by abdul 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can see it took alot of education to get this. becasue i am still boggled!!!
2007-12-29 16:08:11 · answer #5 · answered by zaffo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that is fujnny i gave you a star
2007-12-29 11:30:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yikes!!! I hope the little ash didn`t catch "CHIRPIES"!
2007-12-29 11:14:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
THIS COULD HAVE BEEN A BREECH OF CONTRACT
2007-12-29 11:49:23 · answer #8 · answered by wingding 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty good lol
2007-12-29 11:30:14 · answer #9 · answered by babie_gurl 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i kinda got it?
lol
2007-12-29 11:18:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋