The old maid twins were turning 100 years old, so the editor of the local paper sent his photographer to the nursing home to take pictures of the twins.
There they stood, dressed so sweetly, smiling. He asked them to sit on the sofa, and began getting ready for the shoot.
One, hard of hearing, asked the other, "WHAT DID HE SAY"?
The other answered, "WE GOTTA SIT DOWN ON THE SOFA"!
"Now get a little closer", said the cameraman.
Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY"?
"HE SAID SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE", answered her twin, as she wiggled closer.
"Just hold on for a bit longer; I've got to focus a little", the photographer told them.
Yet again, "WHAT DID HE SAY"?
"HE SAID HE'S GONNA FOCUS"!
With a huge grin, the deaf twin shouted out, "OH,MY! GOODNESS! BOTH OF US"?!
2007-12-29 03:06:36 · 11 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THAT WAS MINT I GIVE IT 10/10
2007-12-29 03:12:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The photographer better use a "XTRA LONG TELESCOPIC LENS" To do any GOOD...
Ha Ha - Old Dawg Said SOOO
2007-12-29 13:43:44 · answer #2 · answered by Old Dawg 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
LOL
2007-12-29 11:52:05 · answer #3 · answered by ღαlyȿȿαღ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehe _ I recommend to have hearing aid
2007-12-29 23:38:28 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
for those people who dont get it focus sounds very simalar to **** us
lol
2007-12-29 18:31:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny
2007-12-29 11:35:52 · answer #6 · answered by shizzle my fizzle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I don't quite get it.
2007-12-29 14:44:09 · answer #7 · answered by Crazy Dude902 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
i dont get it i think ive missed the punchline
2007-12-29 11:31:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 5⤋
okay
2007-12-30 14:01:14 · answer #9 · answered by Loopypup 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hardy, har, har. That's a keeper! Thanks.
2007-12-29 11:52:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋