One winter morning a couple was listening to the radio over breakfast. They hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street so the snowplows can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast and again, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street so the snowplows can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are again having breakfast when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park---" and right then the power goes out. Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Norman says, "Sweetie, why don't you just go ahead and leave it in the garage just this once?"
2007-12-29 02:52:49 · 14 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehehe _ you red head
2007-12-29 15:36:02 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Another good one
2007-12-29 11:08:10 · answer #2 · answered by sfctranspo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ridiculous
2007-12-31 04:13:10 · answer #3 · answered by yash 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahahha! Thats a good one.
Yes, I am blonde and proud of it!
2007-12-29 11:02:43 · answer #4 · answered by yesyes i see 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats funny
2007-12-29 10:57:47 · answer #5 · answered by freakinjokers_serious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha great one... blondes... too bad we dont have 'em in where i'm from... we just have our not-so bimbotic/blondie friends called bimbos...
cant imagine what they'll be like here... but definitely a great laugh.. haha...
2007-12-29 11:04:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Star!!!!!!!!!!!! Now that is a funny joke!
2007-12-29 13:01:52 · answer #7 · answered by Bee-bop 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a hoot!
Thanks for the laugh!
:o)
2007-12-29 10:56:18 · answer #8 · answered by Awesome★Possum♕҉☮♪♥♠♦♣♫ღ☼✔♀✫ஐ¤Δ☺◎ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL TOTALLY FUNNY!!!
2007-12-29 16:10:35 · answer #9 · answered by zaffo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How FUNNY!
2007-12-29 11:09:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋