A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning
Building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen are on the street below, holding
a blanket for them to jump into.
The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to
survive!"
The Brunette jumps and SWISHES! The firemen yank the blanket away...the
Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.
"C'mon! Jump! You got to jump!' say the firemen to the
Redhead.
"Oh no! You're going to pull the blanket away!" says the redhead.
"No! Its Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with
Redheads!"
"OK" says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The
Firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like
a pancake.
Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again,The firemen yell
"Jump! You have to jump!"
"No way! You're just going to pull the blanket away!" yelled the Blonde.
"No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!"
"Look," the Blonde says, "Nothing you say is going to
Convince me that you're not going to pull the blanket away! So what I want you
to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it . . ."
2007-12-29 00:14:36 · 23 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMSUIAO Blondes you just gotta love em'
2007-12-29 06:27:25 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Iheard this one before except the peeps were english irish and caribbean.
2007-12-29 09:45:41 · answer #2 · answered by foxystorky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao ..... blondes are normally used to being UNDER the blanket lol
2007-12-29 12:42:59 · answer #3 · answered by puma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! And a good punch line too. I will definitely be telling this one.
2007-12-29 09:04:31 · answer #4 · answered by Jackolantern 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Silly blonde
2007-12-29 13:33:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
even if they put the blanket down she is gonna fall the floor stupid just stupid lol
2007-12-29 15:37:37 · answer #6 · answered by abdul 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
I love this silly sort of jokes. And before anyone says it, they are not offensive, just silly and funny!
Star for you :)
Happy new year
2007-12-29 08:20:14 · answer #7 · answered by louise b 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao blonde jokes never cease to amaze me, mechelle all of your jokes rock!! *star*
2007-12-29 09:02:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Allright, a real blonde! lol.
2007-12-29 19:43:49 · answer #9 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-29 10:01:42 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋