Circle flies?

Question

A cowboy from Texas gets pulled over by an Arizona Trooper for
speeding. The trooper started to lecture the cowboy about his
speeding, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to
make the cowboy feel uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around
to writing out the ticket. As he was doing that, he kept swatting
at some flies that were buzzing around his head.

The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"

The trooper stopped writing the ticket and says, "Well yeah, if that's what
they're called. But I've never heard of circle flies."

"Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches.
They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling
around the back end of a horse."

The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. But,
a moment later he stops and asks, "Are you callin' me a horse's ***?"
"No, sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for law enforcement
to call y'all a horse's ***."

"That's a good thing," the trooper says and goes back to writing the ticket.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says,
"Hard to fool them flies though."

Answer 1

I love it !! Too funny. Thanks for the laugh !! Have a star !! I'll save this joke to share with my friends.

Answer 2

Funny! 10!

Answer 3

That's a good one! I'm gonna remember that next time I get stopped.....You are going to come bail me out, right?

Answer 4

hee hee that made me smile...thanks. have a star.

Answer 5

hilarious