A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks
away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking up the
driveway when he approached his home.
The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away but the same thing
happened.
He kept on increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept on coming home
before him. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left,
past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached
what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there.
Hours later, the man calls his wife at home and asked her, "Jen is the cat
there?" "Yes, why do you ask?" answered the wife. Frustrated the man said, "Put
that cat on the phone, I am lost and I need directions."
2007-12-28 22:05:42 · 36 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol,lol,lol, hilarious.
Star.
Thank you for the LOL.
2007-12-28 22:08:39 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Cats Are Very Territorial. That mans a cat feels a stranger has invaded his/her territory. In a case like that, a cat might be aggressive toward one cat -- usually the most easy-going -- but friendly to another. The time when problems crop up is when a new kitty arrives, a young kitten becomes a grownup cat, or the home cat looks out the window to see a strange cat in the yard -- the home cat may chase, ambush, hiss, and/or meow angrily. And it’s not just the boys. Girl cats can be just as infuriated by strangers.
2016-04-01 23:50:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very Funny.
Heres One Of Mine!
During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the house a round of drinks."
The bartender said, "That's fine, but we're in the middle of the Depression, so I'll need to see some money first."
The guy pulled out a huge wad of bills and set them on the bar. The bartender can't believe what he's seeing. "Where did you get all that money?" asked the bartender.
"I'm a professional gambler," replied the man.
The bartender said, "There's no such thing! I mean, your odds are fifty-fifty at best, right?"
"Well, I only bet on sure things," said the guy.
"Like what?" asked the bartender.
"Well, for example, I'll bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye," he said.
The bartender thought about it. "Okay," he said.
So, the guy pulled out his false right eye and bit it. "Aw, you screwed me," said the bartender, and paid the guy his $50.
"I'll give you another chance. I'll bet you another fifty dollars that I can bite my left eye," said the stranger.
The bartender thought again and said, "Well, I know you're not blind, I mean, I watched you walk in here. I'll take that bet." So, the guy pulled out his false teeth and bit his left eye.
"Aw, you screwed me again!" protested the bartender.
"That's how I win so much money, bartender. I'll just take a bottle of your best scotch in lieu of the fifty dollars," said the man.
With that, the guy went to the back room and spent the better part of the night playing cards with some of the locals. After many hours of drinking and card playing, he stumbled up to the bar. Drunk as a skunk, he said, "Bartender, I'll give you one last chance. I'll bet you five hundred dollars that I can stand on this bar on one foot and piss into that whiskey bottle on that shelf behind you without spilling a drop."
The bartender once again pondered the bet. The guy couldn't even stand up straight on two feet, much less one. "Okay, you're on," he said.
The guy climbed up on the bar, stood on one leg, and began pissing all over the place. He hit the bar, the bartender, himself, but not a drop made it into the whiskey bottle.
The bartender was ecstatic. Laughing, the bartender said, "Hey pal, you owe me five hundred dollars!"
The guy climbed down off the bar and said, "That's okay. I just bet each of the guys in the card room a thousand bucks each that I could piss all over you and the bar and still make you laugh!"
2007-12-29 00:22:20 · answer #3 · answered by gdc3.rocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Honey now that was ssoo very funny,my hubby says he'll take my Yorkie to Scotland and see if he'll ever get back,here have a star.xxxx
2007-12-29 01:18:32 · answer #4 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-28 23:17:06 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny and all very believable until right at the end...a bloke would never ask for directions! lol
2007-12-28 22:12:06 · answer #6 · answered by Phantom66 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 for the cat hurray!!
2007-12-28 23:58:48 · answer #7 · answered by omeng90 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite interesting storey.
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http://coolingstar9.blogspot.com/
2007-12-28 22:56:53 · answer #8 · answered by Coolingstar9 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!
You're on a roll today, keep 'em coming!!
10/10 Star for you !! *
2007-12-29 00:08:50 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Well done....VERY FUNNY... and didn't see that ending coming at all......very well done...have a star....if I could I would give you loads.....Happy New Year.....
(P.S: I love cats......xxx)
2007-12-28 23:15:43 · answer #10 · answered by >o_OStarry Eyed>VandazZ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahah
stupid cat
2007-12-29 03:25:46 · answer #11 · answered by Stace! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋