a man finally goes with his wife to church. the man was so impressed with the preachers sermon, that he stopped on the way out to shake his hand.
"preacher, i'll tell you that was a d*mned fine sermon." the preacher says "why thank you sir, but we dont use profanity in the house of the Lord."
the man says, "but preacher, that was the best d*mned sermon i ever heard." the preacher says again, "sir, i must be blunt, DO NOT use curse words in the Lords house again."
the man says, "well..i was so impressed with your sermon that i placed $1000 in the collection plate."
the preacher says " NO $HIT?"
2007-12-28 21:03:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that sounds about right ,very funny
2007-12-28 23:40:13 · answer #1 · answered by Flowers 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-20 06:25:10 · answer #2 · answered by bobbee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not good with jokes...
so people laughed because the preacher swear?
2007-12-28 23:47:32 · answer #3 · answered by jimmy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was fairly good, but I have heard much better, but you're still going to get a star!!!! :) Have a Happy New Year!!
2007-12-28 21:35:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
profanity is reall holy words lol good joke
2007-12-28 21:09:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thz is a good one but i heard much better though.
2007-12-28 21:50:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao great one, thx for the laugh, star!
2007-12-29 04:45:26 · answer #7 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this joke before...
2007-12-28 22:07:43 · answer #8 · answered by corkyisgood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
xx
2007-12-28 21:32:37 · answer #9 · answered by lasticlegs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HOLY COW!!! YOU CRACKED ME UP!! I'M STILL LAUGHING!!!! STAR FOR U!!!
2007-12-28 21:32:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋