A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe's first time
ever hunting, so he was following Bob's lead. Bob saw a small herd of deer and
told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was and to be quiet.
After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Joe what
had happened. Joe said “There was this snake and he slittered across my feet,
but I never screamed. Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled,
but I never screamed.”
“So then what did make you scream,” Bob asked, exasperated.
“Well,” Joe continued, “two squirrels crawled up my pants and I overheard them
say, ‘Should we take them home or eat 'em now?’”
2007-12-28 20:49:55 · 26 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ouch!!
poor, poor man lol
2007-12-28 21:04:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brave man I would have screamed earlier W/ the snake!! but then again the squirrels wouldnt have been after me!!!
LOL!!
2007-12-29 08:14:27 · answer #2 · answered by Babette 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha ha
Good Joke
2007-12-29 13:33:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-12-29 04:59:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Old as the Hills
2007-12-29 04:54:05 · answer #5 · answered by Tumbledown Teddy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny!
2007-12-29 04:53:44 · answer #6 · answered by xaenith2002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-29 08:07:34 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-12-29 05:33:46 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would make me scream! lol.
2007-12-29 19:39:29 · answer #9 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. i liked dat one
2007-12-29 13:10:58 · answer #10 · answered by misundersood 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋