what would you want to know?
2007-12-28 20:38:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
you dumbheads , arn't you getting my question?? what all this blah bla?
2007-12-28 20:45:57 · update #1
yes I got it :) I have a good sense of humar :) just kidding.
2007-12-28 20:50:45 · update #2
for the first answer...then he will say... because of your ego inside your head makes you not to go through the User Guide but just start fixing the thing like you are the designer for that product.
2007-12-28 20:59:31 · update #3
of course , no manufacturer will add an extra peace to their product packing because it will cost him something.. :)
2007-12-29 18:28:29 · update #4
"Is there a shorter way down?"
or maybe
"How long did it take to grow that beard?"
2007-12-28 20:59:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where's the nearest phone? I want to call someone to come and get me because I don't want to walk all the way back down this bleepin' mountain.
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In that case, I will ask this wise guru: O wise guru, when you are sitting up on top of this mountain with nothing to do all day except to ponder your wiseness, have you figured out why, whenever I buy something that must be assembled, and I closely follow directions to assemble it, there is always one piece extra left that doesn't go anywhere?
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lol --you are probably right about that -- I always skip some of the directions thinking I know how to do it! ha ha
2007-12-28 20:41:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why am I standing on the top of this mountain, enoying this wonderful view and praising God for his creation while my sister is down there chopping wood and carrying water?
Edit: Dean S, you're making it up - Genesis 11 only has 32 verses. Mind you, it ends with Terah taking his son Abram, his grandson Lot and his daughter-in-law Sarai, the wife of his son Abram off on a journey to Canaan and who knows how many mountains they climbed? Nice try, though (lol)!
2007-12-28 22:42:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well you see, I wouldn't. I have Christ and the Holy Spirit in my life; all the wisdom I need. NO way would I climb a mountain when I have a direct line to the Almighty God.
2007-12-29 00:55:31 · answer #4 · answered by anna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I attempt in no thank you to communicate to sage, parsley, rosemary or thyme. I do use them in cooking although. If there have been a man or woman on the mountaintop i could purely say hi and ask to spend the night.
2016-11-26 00:29:27 · answer #5 · answered by gnegy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would ask "What difference has enlightenment made to you?"
The guru would answer "Before enlightenment, I chopped wood and carried water. After enlightenment, I chopped wood and carried water."
But, knowing already the answer to this question, I would get my twin sister to go up the mountain with the question whilst I got on with chopping wood and carrying water.
2007-12-28 21:15:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Can I drive to the top of the mountain?
I don't like to climb stuff, I'm kind of out of shape and lazy.
2007-12-28 20:43:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'll ask him how's the summit of mountain helps him to reach greater heights in spiritualism so that he can impart me the sacred wisdom.
2007-12-28 20:48:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
From the Bible.
"Thou shall refrain from asking mountain men questions or face eternity in hell."
Genesis 11:55
2007-12-28 20:42:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Why the crap are you sitting on top of a mountain???
2007-12-28 20:43:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋