I have a weimeraner and im wanting to choose a religion and I am just wanting to know a basic relgion and how I can get my dog involved becous I feel that we are soulmates. [best-friends] and I want to be with him forever....if forever is really exists...
2007-12-28 17:28:59 · 19 answers · asked by ★ Vaginal Discount ★ 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
NOTES: She runs around naked having unrestricted sex, sleeping and eating whenever she wants...I need to know if I need to help her change her behaviors I feel like a bad person cous of this
2007-12-28 17:29:51 · update #1
and if religion would help
2007-12-29 08:45:18 · update #2
I think my dog is a Wiccan because he likes to bark at the moon.
So, I suggest you go for the Wiccan religion for your pup.
2007-12-28 17:53:08 · answer #1 · answered by box of rain 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
go with the catholic one. they have such crazy beliefs, it is sure to put the comedy in both of your lives. make hima collar out of beads, hell any beads found at A.C. Moore or Michaels will do just fine. Now, call them rosary beads, and as long as your dog is wearing his collar, no sin can come. Also, your dog will have trouble licking the feet of those ugly statues at the local catholic church. This too, is smiled upon in the catholic church. If he becomes a priest, he can even freely hump peoples legs and lick butts as well. Or maybe, they must be the butts of choir boys, i'm not sure. The holy water always makes a great doggie dish too. Oh, how i could go on and on. Best of luck to ya!
2007-12-29 12:30:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lutheran, maybe, because of her German heritage. Between the solemn songs and the guilt and the work ethic, maybe Lutheranism will whip her into shape. And they have kick-*** potluck suppers too. She'll still be allowed to drink on Saturday night, but it's strictly coffee and donuts on Sunday morning. She might not want to mention the unrestricted sex.
2007-12-29 01:40:55 · answer #3 · answered by libertina 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She does not need a religion! She is a disciple of Darwin - running around wherever she like, have sex whoever she like... Don't make her a Catholic!
You want her to confess in a Roman Catholic church?! The poor father has to learn Dogie bark to understand what she confess. I think you have created a bundle of problems for the church!
2007-12-29 08:19:07 · answer #4 · answered by Super Mimi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I actually take my dog to church with me. Not a lot of churches do it and not at every mass but I am Catholic and as long as we can control our dogs we can bring them.
But then you always have that one darned dog that talks all through the sermon, and then the ones that growl as you go through the communion line.
Your dog is the epitome of what every dog wants to be. You allow him to do whatever he wants and he still gets all the love he can handle!!!
You are a real pet lover!!!! Kudos to you!!
2007-12-29 14:43:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny...nice attempt to skirt higher questions of meaning and morality and so on for human beings. Your dog, if you have one, is not human. She may be intelligent, have rudimentary emotions and be social...but she is not human. She has no capacity for transcendent thought...no capacity for "cause and effect" thought as it relates to other dogs (or even you for that matter). In fact, so limited is your dog in these matters, that she sees you as her pack...you're just another dog to her. She doesn't even consider that there can be other beings beyond dogs and non-dogs, that is classes of beings that she categorizes in species, phyla, and so on. I know your dog is male according to your question...but I started typing "she" and honestly am too lazy to go back and change everything now.
2007-12-29 01:47:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One that gets along with yours is best, or else your dog will always want to convert you...
(Your dog already is closer to GOD than any human, by the way. So really doesn't need any human constructs to follow. You'd be better off following your dogs faith.)
2007-12-29 02:01:51 · answer #7 · answered by Moderation in almost all things2 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well you might want to think about Kemetism (ancient Egyptian religion) They thought very highly of their pets :)
and their are Dog headed gods. and when someone died they were buried with their pets so they could be together in the afterlife.
2007-12-29 01:37:17 · answer #8 · answered by Bobby The Wolf JPA 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Since to me religion is a personal question, I don't think it's fair for you to decide FOR your pet. When she tells you, follow that. I wouldn't have wanted MY parents to decide MY religion for me.
2007-12-29 01:39:20 · answer #9 · answered by Sam S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would need further information. Is the dog old enough that its eyes are now open? Once the eyes are open, you're stuck with an Atheist pooch!
2007-12-29 01:36:18 · answer #10 · answered by oldernwiser 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋