Blow Up
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"
The mother replies, "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."
"You're wasting your time," said the boy.
"Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled.
"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
2007-12-28 17:23:18 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
mwahahaha
2007-12-28 17:36:29 · answer #1 · answered by MissBeauty1989 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL HAHA, wow thats a good one nope never heard it untill now.
2007-12-28 17:26:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke. Cute and disturbing at the same time. LOL
2007-12-28 17:59:21 · answer #3 · answered by luv 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe. Haven't heard it before though.
2007-12-28 18:12:43 · answer #4 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny joke...thanks mate.
Please give their address as I have a big tummy.
2007-12-28 17:30:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL LMAO i never heard that one man. thats a good one
2007-12-28 17:27:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahha, that's a good one.
Thanks for sharing :D
2007-12-28 17:26:48 · answer #7 · answered by Helllllothere 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA THATS A GOOD ONE...no for real im gonna use that
2007-12-28 17:26:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG thats soooooo funny. nvr heard it.
2007-12-28 17:27:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats funny
2007-12-28 18:05:08 · answer #10 · answered by tah326_sharemickey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ive heard it. everyone always gets a laugh from that one.
2007-12-28 17:30:27 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋