Pick up lines anyone?

Question

I need to use one on this one hot chick

Answer 1

Say,
"Tennis anyone ? I'd like to serve you love. "

Answer 2

Women practice dismissal, fear, and preoccupation. Men need an opening line, small talk, and to close with getting a telephone number or a date. The number one dating advice for women is "play hard to get".

Obese blobs, (that are secretly 50% of the population), have immature hysteria that causes delirium in good looking women. The environments in this society are .1% good looking women.

There are 21 organizations spying on the population with plain clothes agents. No one has ever seen the start of a relationship.

Answer 3

are your parents beavers???...... cuz, DAMN!

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.

Do you want to see something swell?

Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!

Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.

I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.

I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.

I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place.

No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

Pardon me, are you in heat?!

Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

So, you're a girl huh?

Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5
inches and it ain't floppy.

Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five.

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

You make my software turn to hardware!

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Answer 4

pick up lines are always so cheesy. But here's one anyways. Sit next to her, and ask : if you were a pirate, would you have your parrot on this shoulder (touch her shoulder-the one closest to you) or this shoulder (reach over and put your arm around her towards her other shoulder)

i remember when someone used it one me. it made me giggle, so i went out with him. Good luck.

Answer 5

You wanna go out for pizza and f***?
It always works with the hot ones.

Answer 6

There are NO pick up lines that will work on an intelligent woman.
You should just be yourself.
If she doesn't like you, someone else will.

Answer 7

How about "I want you I need you ohhh baby oh baby". And just speak about something that involves her intreset not the way she looks that night.

Answer 8

ya dude pick up lines dont work unless you use the first comment papa smurf put lol jk...

Answer 9

tip- dont use pick up lines
there cheesy and hardly ever work
Just start a conversation- introduce yourself say "Hi im 'insert name here'" and take it from there

Answer 10

Your name must be Lucky Charms because you look magically delicious.

Answer 11

Is that a keg in your pants cause I sure do want to tap that a$$