Ghost Poopie
The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie
The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Poopie
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.
Second Wave Poopie
This happens when you're done Poopie-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poopie some more.
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Gassy Poopie
It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.
Drinker Poopie
The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
Lincoln Log Poopie
The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush
2007-12-28 17:11:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Corn Poopie
Self-explanatory.
Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie
The kind where you want to Poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
Spinal Tap Poopie
That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.
Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.
Liquid Poopie
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
Mexican Poopie
It smells so bad your nose burns.
The Surprise Poopie
You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops.......a Poopie!!!
The Dangling Poopie
This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
2007-12-28 17:12:06 · update #1
OHMIGOD!! I'm still laughing!!! *breathe*!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!
2007-12-28 17:16:31 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Panda♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, that got me laughing so hard I can't believe it. Now I can handle the rest of the day. Oh, the Surprise Poopie happens in an event called Sharding, you can figure that one out for yourself. Thanks for the honesty in your joke.
2007-12-29 02:26:40 · answer #2 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah,could be the poopie.
2007-12-29 01:35:16 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wooow good to see me and my co workers arent the only ones making up names for this kind of stuff lol talk about water fountain convos LOL this was actually a topic at work :]
2007-12-29 01:41:33 · answer #4 · answered by Cupcakes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMFG! wow that is the funniest thing i have heard in a longgggg time!
wow i'm crying a lil bit from that...still lmfao...
=)
2007-12-29 02:56:16 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Ragan♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHA....*having trouble breathing*
A joke about poopie, and a great one too!!
10/10
star for you!*
2007-12-29 08:59:51 · answer #6 · answered by aMused 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man... that is wrong!
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time... trying not to wake everyone up...
2007-12-29 01:29:39 · answer #7 · answered by ComicWriter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when I first read that i was laughing but I was over it a long time ago
2007-12-29 01:17:42 · answer #8 · answered by bratz_fan_94 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pure genius! LOL Luv it.
2007-12-29 02:03:15 · answer #9 · answered by luv 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao wow thats one way of looking at it
2007-12-29 02:14:08 · answer #10 · answered by tah326_sharemickey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.Keep it up and keep sending more of them.
2007-12-29 01:20:36 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋