2007-12-28 16:15:03 · 13 answers · asked by ALLIZDW/\G 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'd look and see how many friends he has on his MySpace page.
2007-12-28 16:23:11 · answer #1 · answered by umwut? 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Assuming I could somehow un-project and interact with the physical plane, I would put tape on the bottom of his mouse, switch the caps on the "m" and "n" keys, break the tips off all his pencils, take all the ink out of his pens, mess with all of the settings for all his technology (computers, digital cameras, palm pilots, etc) so that they're all in French, move around stuff from one drawer to another...
I'd also bring some assorted food dyes to make mysterious spots on his carpet and desk. And while I'm traveling the astral plane, I should visit some other planes and find ghosts of little kids to haunt his office.
2007-12-28 17:08:39 · answer #2 · answered by xx. 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Rupert's real first name is Keith, he was born in Melbourne (not Adelaide like so many people think) his favourite movie star is Mel Gibson, he doesn't like Jewish people, gays, Buddhists and he is allergic to dried apricots because of the preservatives in them. He cheated on his first wife, has a daughter Elizabeth, a son Lachlan, a son James. Rupert married an Asian girl a few years ago named Wendy Deng and has a little daughter called Grace Helen (named after his first movie star crush, Grace Kelly).
If I were in Rupert's office, I'd smash his 17th Century French Empire clock that he loves so much.
2007-12-28 16:22:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Wish I had astral projected myself somewhere else. Then, just for fun, I would mess up all his pencils, and totally disorganize his Rolodex.
2007-12-28 16:19:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Try to give him a normally functioning brain and a soul.
2007-12-28 23:54:22 · answer #5 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd *steal* his damn 17th century French clock and take all his money.
Then I'd change his desktop picture into a guy from a hard core gay porn movie, lock that picture, and change all of his passwords.
Mwahahahaha
2007-12-28 16:26:51 · answer #6 · answered by WalshyFerdinand 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Wipe a booger under his chair.
2007-12-28 16:17:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Take a $hit on his desk, then look for any valuable corporate information.
2007-12-28 16:17:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
transfer money into my checking account. Lots of money.
2007-12-28 16:17:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Slap him until he comes to his senses.
2007-12-28 16:19:42 · answer #10 · answered by S K 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋