2007-12-28 15:40:53 · 5 answers · asked by pi n 1 in Sports ➔ Winter Sports ➔ Snow Skiing
Vikings....roaming hordes of vikings. They always spoil my snow trips. They just come out of nowhere and carry you off to their drinking tents. One minute you'll be waiting for the ski lift and the next minute....BAM!, you're drinking mead from a horn shaped mug.
Be wary of people dressed up like Polar Bears, Penguins, Snow Leopards, etc. All they want is to give you a hug and get your picture taken with them. You can usually ward them off by stripping down to your longjohns and singing the words to "I'm A Little Teapot"...but you have to do the motions to the song too....otherwise they'll tackle you and roll you around in the snow.
Oh....watch out for anyone wearing neon clothing and sporting a mustache like Tom Selleck in "Magnum P.I." They are devil worshipers and they will take you back to their cult hideout and make you eat cranberry sauce and listen to ABBA records until you pee your pants.
2007-12-29 03:54:50 · answer #1 · answered by Willie D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A snow trip? Sounds like my drive to work every day.
2007-12-29 01:52:50 · answer #2 · answered by DH 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Over sexed patrons of the area.
2008-01-01 00:20:58 · answer #3 · answered by Jim W 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
trees jumping out in front of you going down a hill has always been my problem
2007-12-28 23:51:15 · answer #4 · answered by low_hd_rider 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because there could be a horrible storm or avalanche!
2007-12-28 23:50:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋