Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a poll-ice roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!" "Don't worry, Bubba", Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?", asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Earl. Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead.
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?" "No, sir," said Earl. "We're on the patch!"
2007-12-28 15:19:44 · 13 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG!!!! I LOVE IT!!
2007-12-28 16:31:43 · answer #1 · answered by just me! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is funny, but not new. It has been circulating Canada forever. I believe the jokes has it's roots with Bob and Doug MacKenzie, those hosers
2007-12-28 15:34:37 · answer #2 · answered by always b natural 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea, I tried the patch one time to stop smoking. It didn't work. I couldn't keep it lit.
2007-12-29 01:26:23 · answer #3 · answered by Jackolantern 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I absolutely love #18. I had to go tell my parents. Lol.
2016-04-01 23:28:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah that IS funny. i had to read it a couple of times to get it though. lol "The PATCH" like smoke free. lol
Thanks. :)
2007-12-28 15:23:46 · answer #5 · answered by Madeline 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this joke has been around forever and is so lame
2007-12-28 18:07:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny
2007-12-28 15:22:13 · answer #7 · answered by tn_country_gurl1338483 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL THAT IS FUNNY
GOOD ONE
2007-12-28 15:23:43 · answer #8 · answered by One Lov3 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
...wow...and i thought men couldn't get any stupider
2007-12-28 15:24:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i think i must have missed something.....
2007-12-28 15:23:41 · answer #10 · answered by Kia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋