Looking for a laugh or logic,
2007-12-28 14:38:09 · 10 answers · asked by GreatPumpkinChristian 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well, that is a GOOD question! Logic.
Since sasquatch lives a life of solitude one could argue that he has chosen a monastic way of life and could be Catholic. However, He chooses to apear to some people but not to all, thus he could be a calvinistic christian. Then again, He obviously lives a "simple" life. He has a beard and wears no color and must be a Mennonite or Amish. But it could be argued that he spends his time alone and prefers to worship in the open unhindered by a building or some ritual that doesn't fit his style and would be a spiritualist finding God in Nature. I prefer to think of Sasquatch as a Unitarian. He embraces all ideas of God and every way of life, he runs by his own rules and worships they way that he chooses, unless of course the other sasquatches have a better way then that is just fine by him.
2007-12-28 14:48:58 · answer #1 · answered by flipperjat 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Church of the Sacred Holy Hairy Man
2007-12-28 14:40:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
2007-12-28 14:42:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hes too big to get in.with the technology these days,the U.S. government set up a special religious corse over the internet.George Bush thought of the idea,i mean,hes gotta help out his family.
2007-12-28 14:45:13 · answer #4 · answered by Ladyinpinkッ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Definitely not Southern Baptist... those guys bring guns to church and he'd probably end up mounted on one of their walls.
My money is on Unitarian Universalism...
2007-12-28 14:42:12 · answer #5 · answered by Pitchy 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Most certainly Native American
2007-12-28 14:42:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Furry Baptist Church.
Come to think of it... all the pictures I've seen of Satan... He's always bald.
2007-12-28 14:44:14 · answer #7 · answered by Voice of Reason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was raised Methodist. I seem to recall a couple of them there.
2007-12-28 14:40:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Didn't you hear, he's into that new age get in touch with nature.
2007-12-28 14:41:55 · answer #9 · answered by Linda J 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They are wiccian.
2007-12-28 14:45:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋