I'm impatient and modern medicine can only treat it, not cure it.
2007-12-28 14:30:58 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Talk about difficult questions!
2007-12-28 14:33:23 · answer #1 · answered by ALLIZDW/\G 2 · 7⤊ 1⤋
Scientology auditing doesn't address physical illness.
It adresses the spirit. Sorry .... can't help you with an auditing session.
Maybe if your trolling can annoy some Benny Hinn supporters it will cure your cold, or at least make you feel better.
2007-12-28 16:40:04 · answer #2 · answered by thetaalways 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well it depends. How close are you to a location where you can get a healing touch from either? Can scientology offer a healing via a television set and can Benny Hinn offer any biofeedback type stuff. Who can do it cheaper? In other words what is the minimum "seed" you have to sow into either "ministry" to receive a healing?
2007-12-28 14:37:02 · answer #3 · answered by flipperjat 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahahaha!!!
I think Benny Hinn's the cheaper route. Scientology will just keep promising you that it'll get better in just a few more sessions, or when you buy your way to OT 7, or whatever...
But neither will be cheap. Just stay in bed for a week and you'll be all better, free of charge!
2007-12-28 14:41:11 · answer #4 · answered by phoenixshade 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
WELL -- why don't you try slapping yourself in the head, falling down (Benny Hinn style) and getting up in a daze and see if that cures you. I believe that would be the most cheap
2007-12-28 14:57:09 · answer #5 · answered by Cinthia Round house kicking VT 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Wait 7 days. No cost and your immune system has evolved to prevent that strain of the cold from effecting you again.
But if you want you could send me a small tithing of only 5% and I'll make your cold go away becasue I'm a magic pixie.
2007-12-28 14:37:20 · answer #6 · answered by Pink B 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hmmm...with Hinn you get the head slapping, which might loosen your congestion, and with Scientology you get to hear the wonderful theories of L. Ron Hubbard, which might make you wish for even greater congestion, to stop up your ears...
I'd go for Hinn, myself; I'd at least get a few laughs out of that.
2007-12-28 14:36:25 · answer #7 · answered by Jack B, goodbye, Yahoo! 6 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Cheapest cold cure: do nothing and wait 7 days.
Or...I can give you a faith healing session, charge you $200 and you will be cured in 7 days.
Either way...
2007-12-28 14:36:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Echinacea! And before bed and at first rise 10 ounces of water with 1 half teaspoon of cayenne pepper. Stir it up and slam it down.
Click on "Simple Health Remedies" at:
http://www.cleansingorsurgery.com/
Best of Health to you!
2007-12-28 14:46:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Send me Money........ wait wait..... I'm getting something............Ahah!. God has just spoken to me!! He tells me that you must have faith in him and that this is a test. You must send money to God (i will go ahead and collect it for him) on a consistent basis. He will cure you of your Cold in 2-7 days. You may get more colds at some point in time. Just remember that this is God testing you for not believing as much as you could have. This will be proof of my vision.
2007-12-28 14:37:38 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Either chug some Robitussin or castrate yourself and wait for the Hale-Bop Comet to return.
How do you look in purple?
2007-12-28 14:36:23 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋