2007-12-28 12:46:12 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Great and then what will I do about my love for B.L.T. sandwiches?
2007-12-28 12:51:58 · answer #1 · answered by Debra M. Wishing Peace To All 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Tomatoes are concidered half a person, so they are not happy, and hide their faces so we don't see them cry.
So, NO, tomatoes will never believe Islam is the only true religion!
But pigs, on the other hand, are in love with Islamic food laws, and many "swine" DO believe Islam is the only true religion!
Muslims follow dietary laws almost identical to Jewish kosher regulations. Foods that Muslims can eat are called Halal.
I guess, with Christians, those dietary rules "skipped a generation"
Prohibited foods are called Haram and questionable foods are called Mashbooh.
Swine and pork products, as well as meat not properly slaughtered or slaughtered in any name other than Allah are Haram.
Carnivorous animals and birds of prey are also Haram.
Arab's "off limit animals" include pig, dog, donkey, carnivores, monkeys, cats, lions, frogs, crocodiles, turtles, worms, flies, cockroaches, owls, and eagles.
Personnally, outside of pork, the only thing on this list I've had are frogs legs!
Alcohol, coffee, tea and other drugs are Haram. Foods that have become contaminated by contact with prohibited foods are also Haram.
Fasting is also important. Fasting is a way to earn the approval of allah, wipe out previous sins, and understand suffering.
Fasting is one of the Five Pillars of Islam.
Muslims fast during the month of Ramadan and voluntary fasting on Mondays and Thursdays is also common.
Muslims are encouraged to only eat two thirds of what they could.
For New Years dieters should ALL take away 1/3 of the food they normally eat. Do it now!!!
Don't wait for spring.
Muslims really DO have some good ideas, and this is one. Save this, because I do not say that very often.
2007-12-28 13:51:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tomatoes, being of a lesser intelligence level than other vegetables, may or may not ever come to this realization. Personally, I do not believe that islam is a "true" religion, in the truest sense of the word. Tomatoes, however, apparently agree with me at this time, but, being a fruit or vegetable, whichever you prefer to consider them, may or may not switch their current viewpoint to adopt that of islam being the only true religion. I asked a tomato, but it did not comment.
2007-12-28 12:52:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If tomatoes ever evolve to that point, I'm sure it'll be an interesting dilemma for them.
I will ring your doorbell and run away!!!
2007-12-28 12:48:46 · answer #4 · answered by Satan Lord of Flames 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps, ....do you think it will spread to the rest of the vegetables? It could never affect the cashews, almonds, pecans, and the rest of the "nuts" cause they're all trying to control Christianity.
2007-12-28 13:01:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe they will. I have no religion and I hate tomatoes, so I really don't CARE what they do.
2007-12-28 12:52:17 · answer #6 · answered by Sucre Noir 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tomatoes aren't that bright. Kumquats, on the other hand, are quick learners.
2007-12-28 12:54:06 · answer #7 · answered by S K 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Are you suggesting tomatoes because they are fruits?
2007-12-28 12:55:35 · answer #8 · answered by Fred 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can you imagine the footage of a suicide tomato??? what a mess..!!! all in the sake of 70 ripe virgin tomatoes..!! :)
2007-12-28 12:55:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Maybe the fried green ones.
2007-12-28 12:48:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would take a non-thinking life form to realise this lie.
2007-12-28 12:50:35 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋