2007-12-28 10:49:52 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
(((Pangloss)))
2007-12-28 10:58:36 · update #1
He'll slap you with a wet fish. And break your phone.
2007-12-28 10:55:08 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't do that. I would tell him you're about to go through a long tunnel and you'll call him back when you're out. You know, say that you just don't want to lose the call and therefore lose a second of his 'words of wisdom' and blah blah blah. Then just hang up and 'forget' to call back.
2007-12-28 11:01:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think you'll be ok. I'd be surprised if God expected a Godzilla creature to be carrying a cell phone.
2007-12-28 10:53:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What if God's calling card runs out of minutes when he calls you?
2007-12-28 10:55:46 · answer #4 · answered by S K 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think he'll know.
Maybe you can find that deaf and dumb demon that infected that deaf and dumb boy and keep it around just in case God calls. That way you'll have a legitimate excuse.
2007-12-28 10:52:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
He is not likely too use your phone......IMS to your Mind...More Like....You probably can't avoid it..
Are you waiting on an IMS from God then....Pretty Cool..
Can you let us know what he says then?
2007-12-28 11:19:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You will have rejected your best friend,and the love which caused the call in the first place.Your loss.
2007-12-28 11:14:47 · answer #7 · answered by Mya H 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't worry last time I called his number was disconnected I think the church didn't pay his bill !
2007-12-28 11:08:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess the fact that he needed a phone to talk to you says it all. Don't buy anything from him.
2007-12-28 10:54:33 · answer #9 · answered by jsyco1558 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Then he will probably zap your house with a bolt of lightining and then send you to hell for causing a horrible sin! You are forewarned!
2007-12-28 10:54:03 · answer #10 · answered by Paulie 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋