If heaven`s a place on earth ..........where the fek do i find it?

Question

Tried sat-nav to no avail....doesn`t seem to be in the phonebook either....

Hey HeVn BD-no place in heaven for guttermouths?..fairly eclusive then is it?Never mind living a good life and respecting those around you?So be it...so Fekkin` be it!

wizbangs-what is this "laid" thing?Something to do with eggs?

Sparkey-yeah been past there myself,think it might have closed down.

Charles WE-bubba cynical?....nah not me dude I`m an eternal optimist*snigger*

Sandie28-*grins*..in her back yard....did she bury it then?Anyone informed the authorities?

Nayab B-NICE ANSWER!See...I`m no cynic.

Samina-take it no-one hit you with the lack of self-belief stick!Quite right.

Ms Dank-another good answer.ty.

Kathryn-keep lookin`,you`ll find it.

(Raven)-very interesting answer...nice to see someone use the term neo-pagan too.....always had Gnostic leanings.....
Well informed and concise.Nice.Ty.

G.W.-sorry...i find it very hard to believe heaven`s in london...very hard.But thanks for answering.

wraeth PHa-the 1980`s eh?Hope that dont include the fashion sense......

Poppy-Good to see you back!In your bag you say?...hmm...much room in there?...I`m pickin` up good vibrations*snigger*

Poppy-ah!....toothbrush!Always wondered why they`re called that,i mean wouldn`t teethbrush be more appropriate...unless of course you only have one tooth...not you personally of course...i`m digging a hole here aint i....

Poppy-pedantic little sh***bag!*grins*See folks THAT`S HOW YOU ABUSE SOMEONE!Well done....you got me there!x

Wow..someone get poppies question removed?Now that folk`s is harsh,respect all opinions no matter how different to your own...well ok...dont respect them...but dont delete the fekkin` thing!

Answer 1

it's a state of mind

Answer 2

Your sat nav must be rubbish (or possibly for country which doesn't use Heaven as part of place names). Try looking up variants using a map-engine such as ...
http://www.multimap.com/maps/?hloc=US|Heaven

Hell of course is in Norway (It's near Trondheim, and the heavy metal festival held there is is supposed to be great fun.)

While we're at it, "Yorkshire Folk" know the real/physical Land of Nod is in Yorkshire, but I'm not getting any links which show it's location.

Answer 3

In your heart, where you will find God. Since you are asking a spiriutal question on a material basis, you must come to terms with your own spirituality. It is not fair to have one's own belief in God when millions of people are striving to beling in a society where stress is abound and our problems are escalating. Face teh facts, my friend: religion is not a toy. Instead, it is our means of knowing God. PLease bear with me, for I am a Unitarian and I do believe in Heaven. It is just the concept that also troubles me. Convert to the real Wicca, the true Gnostic pth of the Unitarians and be a Unitarian yourelf so as to be allieve of your troubles in finding Heaven. We all go to Heaven; until then, we have work to do on Earth. I am almost there, and my work is almost done. Convert to my Wicca, the Path of Light and the New Age movement, and not the neopagan variety, wihch will send you straight to Hell. We believe in God, and we are welcome to accept the Salvation of Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior.

Answer 4

Hell is is in the center of earth. You can't get to heaven until you die and then only if you have put your trust and faith in what the Lord Jesus Christ did for you on the cross. He died for your sins, He was buried and took your sins away and He rose again the third day for your justification. Romans 4: 25 Who was delivered for our offences, and was raised again for our justification. 1 Corinthians 15: 3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; 1 Corinthians 15: 4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:

Answer 5

No.Heaven is up in the sky.It is after 7 sky's.That is just a saying that heaven is a place on Earth because people want you to make peace on Earth and harmony.They also want you to think that heaven is the best so Earth is.

Answer 6

the 1980's

Answer 7

Wasn't that song played over a Butlin's advert? You know "Heaven is a place on Earth" by Berlinda Carlisle

Answer 8

When you walk into the room
You pull me close and we start to move
And we're spinning with the stars above
And you lift me up in a wave of love...

:o)

I swear to non existent god this is true, years ago in the Aberdeenshire Phone book there used to be a J.Christ lived in Peterhead....... Safe to say he became ex-directory after a wee while! :P

Answer 9

Within yourself. First, your language could use some cleaning up and then you must learn to love yourself and others and treat everyone with kindness. Heaven is a most beautiful place that you can create for yourself and God.

Answer 10

Some people kill me! You think that you can omit a letter or two in a word and not make it foul?! Heaven will never be found by gutter-mouths.

Answer 11

Well, according to the song, heaven is where "love comes first", so you just have to find where, on earth, that love comes first.

Also, according to other songs, "love is all around" and "love is in the air", so you shouldn't have to travel far to find it.