A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots
the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the
fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up
right now.
As she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman. "Good
day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely
vehicle?"
He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to
sh*t when you hear the price."
2007-12-28 07:31:04 · 44 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Rock...On.... Star For You!
2007-12-28 07:56:46 · answer #1 · answered by Lady K 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
7 out of 10
2007-12-28 07:45:03 · answer #2 · answered by country boy 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol Honey I had to laugh cause me Hubby nearly did that when he saw the price of the white gold ring I wanted,here have a star.xxxx
Lol can't you trolls pls take some time off and stop the thumbs down ok?
By pass the joke if you dont like it ok?xxxx
She is at least giving a smile to alot of people.xxxx
2007-12-28 08:07:59 · answer #3 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Lmao
2007-12-28 08:25:42 · answer #4 · answered by * Qυεεи * 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-28 07:42:34 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Brilliant
2007-12-28 07:34:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 3⤋
STAR 4 U
2007-12-28 07:49:52 · answer #7 · answered by robert c 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Very good, like the new outfit by the way.
Showing your dark side?
2007-12-28 07:35:10 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-29 02:15:33 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but not as funny as other jokes ive heard
2007-12-28 08:19:30 · answer #10 · answered by The Cat 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋