Christians are always going on about Faith. Here's my question...?

Question

If I told you I was Jesus (2nd coming) would you believe me ?

If not, then where is your Faith ? Do you need proof ? Why ?

OK; So I want to make sure I have this clear...

List of things to get...

White horse(s)
Embroidered white clothes dipped in blood
Sharpened sword
Red contacts
Unique Name
Diadems
Iron Rod
Army dressed in white linens

I'll get right on that... Now... You're going to worship me when I get all that right ?

To be honest, re-reading that list, I'm well on my way... It's merely getting that many white horses that is going to be a problem.

Answer 1

Because he is coming in the clouds, and you are a puny human, there would be no question that you are not him.

Answer 2

Rev 19:11 And I saw Heaven being opened. And, behold! A white horse, and He sitting on it having been called Faithful and True. And He judges and wars in righteousness.
Rev 19:12 And His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on His head many diadems, having a name that had been written, which no one knows except Himself;
Rev 19:13 and having been clothed in a garment which had been dipped in blood. And His name is called The Word of God.
Rev 19:14 And the armies in Heaven followed Him on white horses, being dressed in fine linen, white and pure.
Rev 19:15 And out of His mouth goes forth a sharp sword, that with it He might smite the nations. And He will shepherd them with an iron rod. And He treads the winepress of the wine of the anger and of the wrath of God Almighty.
Rev 19:16 And He has on His garment and on His thigh a name having been written: KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS.

This is Christ's return, if you have done this, let us know.

I believe Christ spoke about this:

Mar 13:21 And then if anyone says to you, Behold, here is the Christ! Or, Behold, there! You shall not believe.
Mar 13:22 For false christs and false prophets will be raised, and they will give miraculous signs and wonders in order to lead astray, if possible, even the elect.
Mar 13:23 But you be careful. Behold, I have foretold you all things.

Answer 3

We are told about the second coming of Jesus and that Jesus will not come back to the earth, so, by faith, we know you ARE NOT Jesus.

Proof.... neither you nor anyone else has proof. It is by faith we have hope.

You do not fit the prescription we have written out for us.

Answer 4

When Jesus comes the second time, we won't have to read about it, see it on TV or hear it on the radio. EVERYONE will know. The Bible says that many will say I AM THE CHRIST or THERE IS THE CHRIST and not to believe them.
Try studying the Bible and you won't have to ask questions like that.

Answer 5

No I wouldn't believe you...because you TOLD me you were Jesus! The bible makes it pretty clear that when he comes back, he isn't coming back to talk...been here, done that! When he returns, the time for talk is through...it's harvest time baby!

Answer 6

The second coming is explained in Revelations 19. Read it and figure out why no one will believe that you are the 2nd coming.

Answer 7

When He comes (in the air) the righteous dead will rise, and the righteous living will be translated. Faith in whom? You? No faith in Him and His word.

Answer 8

ROFL....we have been told what to look for and how we will KNOW in the scriptures, and we have been warned about those , such as yourself, who would come claiming to be Him.

Its actually very easy. We place our faith in what HE has said, NOT in what YOU say. That is biblical faith.

Answer 9

Doh.

Answer 10

We will know when HE returns