2007-12-28 07:19:37 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
God would ask, "Why do you fools keep believing in me? My existence doesn't matter one whit in your lives. You must still figure it out, whether or not I exist. But your belief in me gets in the way of you leading a reasonably rational life. So get over me and get over your silly unverifiable faith in me! Thus sayeth the Lord, which is me!"
2007-12-28 07:24:31 · answer #1 · answered by kwxilvr 4 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Sorry but your question is flawed. Why? Because if god did ask a question then god would not be an ALL-KNOWING god as religious people make him out to be. To be ALL-knowing means to know any and all information. It means that you already know what will happen. It means that you will already know what will be asked before it is even asked.
2007-12-28 15:29:21 · answer #2 · answered by Imagine No Religion 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OT God - "What have I wrought?! Plagues and disease be upon you!"
NT God - "Dad! They're still murdering each other. Didn't they get what I was trying to say?!"
Gaia - "When will you stop raping me?! Without Me you're dead so stop polluting my rivers, my air and my earth!"
I'll let you imagine what the remaining Gods and Goddesses might ask or proclaim.
2007-12-28 15:35:57 · answer #3 · answered by gjstoryteller 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When people pray for God's kingdom to come, what are they actually asking for?
Do they know that God has a name and it is important to him because it distinguishes him from all the false God's out there.
Do they take the time to read the bible to find out what he really wants humans to do?
2007-12-28 15:26:26 · answer #4 · answered by cloud 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Do You know what My fathers wrath is going to feel like if you do not open your heart's to me??? Do you not read the Bible? that seventh trumpet is about to sound ..haha.. I dont know
He knows the answer, but I am sure he would try to put the Fear of God in some of these lost souls that do not know him yet as Their God???
2007-12-28 15:46:23 · answer #5 · answered by Livefor2day 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Why didn't I grant humans the abilities to regrow limbs as I have with lizards and starfish and such?
And why didn't I let them utilize their ENTIRE brain?
2007-12-28 15:31:19 · answer #6 · answered by Mutley 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
When will he fix the hatred between men?
2007-12-28 16:51:18 · answer #7 · answered by MoPleasure4U 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She'd ask " why do so many braindead fundies think I'm a male??"
2007-12-28 15:28:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
"Atheists, do you want a proof of God?"
2007-12-28 18:25:12 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pull my finger!
2007-12-28 15:33:30 · answer #10 · answered by Docp 1 · 6⤊ 0⤋