we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?
2007-12-28 05:58:42 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hm, good question!
2007-12-28 06:16:56 · answer #1 · answered by emily-182 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No but now I am going to start calling my driveway the parkway and the Parkway the Driveway!!! LOL!
2007-12-29 01:48:45 · answer #2 · answered by just me! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol I never did think about that, all I can say some of those people have no imagination....here is a joke just for you!
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!"
So, a woman goes to the store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs". The second floor sign reads: "These men Have Jobs and Love Kids". The third floor sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking."
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
At the fourth floor the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework."
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak." She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: "You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store."
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street. It too has six floors. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money. The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
2007-12-28 14:29:29 · answer #3 · answered by lala girl 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't know about you all, but I park in a parking space and drive streets and the freeway.
And while were on this subject, why not ask why, in a 24/7 7 eleven store, they have door locks?
2007-12-28 14:11:46 · answer #4 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Or how bout this
We leave all of our useless stuff in the garage, but keep our nice expensive cars in the driveway?
Or how banks chain pens to the desk but leave the vault unlocked?
Tons of things like that...all very odd....
2007-12-28 14:10:05 · answer #5 · answered by Wingin' It 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never thought of that. Why does 7-11 have locks on their doors?
2007-12-28 14:02:02 · answer #6 · answered by Free Range Chicken 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe there are a team of scientists in Australia trying to crack this very mystery.
2007-12-28 14:06:54 · answer #7 · answered by Christy V 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes
2007-12-28 14:01:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes...
Or why Buick and quick don't rhyme.
Many things to ponder...:)
2007-12-28 14:02:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you saw that on the suite life of zack and cody.that is what maddie said.
2007-12-28 20:01:18 · answer #10 · answered by save-the-onions 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes LOL people name things funny.
2007-12-28 14:01:41 · answer #11 · answered by Ginnykitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋