One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.
So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"
Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
2007-12-28 03:51:39 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahha!
Damn,I was in a bad mood,but that made my day!
2007-12-28 03:56:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
That is a great joke! I really Laughed out loud! Good one!
2007-12-28 03:56:43 · answer #2 · answered by Zer0burst 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
An oldie but a goodie.
2016-05-27 11:35:51 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. ;)
If this indeed happened in real life, she should not be surprised, wearing an outfit like that.
2007-12-28 03:54:56 · answer #4 · answered by Goth Skunk 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe he was trying to help. It's one of those you had to be there kinda things.
2007-12-28 03:56:37 · answer #5 · answered by gilmore girls fanatic :) 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha! That is so funny! No...I do not think he should be arrested..that is just too funny.
2007-12-28 03:55:25 · answer #6 · answered by tiff<3jay 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No I think he should be awarded a medal! That's funny! :))
2007-12-28 03:55:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA thats a good one
2007-12-28 03:54:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was a really funny joke. and no he should not be arrested
2007-12-28 03:55:49 · answer #9 · answered by B9 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha
Shouldnt be arrested, he was helping her: =D
2007-12-28 03:55:10 · answer #10 · answered by :.:Mrz. C Holden:.: 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋