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that Jesus is here and walking the planet but they put in locked away for the world wouldn't know

2007-12-28 02:47:50 · 12 answers · asked by saveitok 6 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

12 answers

Not too mad. They would probably put him in Gitmo along with the terror suspects for his anti-government rants.

2007-12-28 02:53:36 · answer #1 · answered by The King of Shock and Awe 5 · 1 0

I'm sure they have him in a cell somewhere next to Santa Claus, the easter bunny, the tooth fairy, and cupid.

If jesus was real and had the power that you christians say he does, he wouldn't stay locked away if he meant for us to see him.

2007-12-28 10:54:18 · answer #2 · answered by HolyAtheist 2 · 2 0

I don't think that any government would actually have the ability to hide Jesus, if, hypothetically speaking, he were here. The government can't even hide some classified information, or even their own private lives. How could they hide Jesus?

2007-12-28 11:40:36 · answer #3 · answered by Bookworm 6 · 1 0

I would not be mad. If jesus is powerful he could simply make himself disappear from where he is being held and appear some place else

2007-12-28 10:57:56 · answer #4 · answered by Imagine No Religion 6 · 0 0

The 'government' is really just people trying to help burocracy work. It isn't a mysterious group of people sitting around plotting the future out.....

2007-12-28 10:51:48 · answer #5 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 2 0

So THAT'S what's in Area 51.

Alien, Schmalien... it's a crashed Jesusmobile!!!

2007-12-28 10:55:05 · answer #6 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 0 0

I wouldn't worry about it. Jesus can take care of Himself. He's no victim of circumstance.

2007-12-28 10:54:28 · answer #7 · answered by Joy 4 · 1 0

Not at all.

Since Jesus has the power to free himself at will (since he's also God), remaining incarcerated must have been his choice and part of his greater plan.

And who are WE to think we know better...?

Huh?

2007-12-28 10:51:01 · answer #8 · answered by The Reverend Soleil 5 · 4 0

Mad? Try indifferent.

2007-12-28 10:52:01 · answer #9 · answered by Reverie 4 · 0 0

Jesus in the slammer? I hope he doesn't get a bunch of tats.

2007-12-28 10:57:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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