Mighty Mouse?

Question

Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse orders a scotch, gulps it down and slams the glass on the bar. He turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it 20 times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."
The second mouse orders two shots of bourbon, slams them down and nearly breaks the glasses on the bar. He turns to the first mouse and replies,"Yeah, well, when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it into a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."
The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third lets out a long sigh and says to the first two,"I don't have time for this bulls***. I gotta go home and screw the cat."

Answer 1

Old Dawg here...

Well? Pretty darn good. Mighty Mouse is DARN STOUT & MIGHTY.

But!

This Old Dawg hits the CAT AT LEAST ONCE EVERY DAY & SOMETIMES TWICE!!!

Ha Ha

Thanks too a little PILL & Thanks for making this day alot bearable...

Answer 2

Cute

Answer 3

I am feeling rather depressed. Thank you for the laugh

Answer 4

This one really made me burst out with laughter, thank you

Answer 5

That was great! You get a star from me!

Answer 6

nice one. heard if it though but stills make me laugh.

Answer 7

Not bad, now it's my turn:

http://www.geocities.com/seabulls69/Letter.html

Answer 8

good one it made me chuckle ;)

Answer 9

"Here I come to save the dayyyyyyyyyyyyy" thanks for the laugh

Answer 10

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