A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.
The doctor took one look at this woman and all his
professionalism went out the window.
He immediately told her to undress. After she had
disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing
so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions
or dermatological abnormalities." "That is right," said
the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do
you know what I'm doing now?" he asked.
"Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or
breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor.
Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual
intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing
now?"
"Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came
here in the first place."
2007-12-28 02:10:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO, Dang doc got what he deserved though!! ROFL
2007-12-28 02:53:10 · answer #1 · answered by Ginny 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha! What a great Dr to give such a thorough examination.
2007-12-28 02:56:03 · answer #2 · answered by Dianne m 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
omg thats was the funniest joke I've heard today :d :D :D star 4 u
lmao rofl
2007-12-28 02:46:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
but its been on here alot
2007-12-28 02:48:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!! I love it! Maybe that will teach him a lesson.
~Candice~
2007-12-28 02:50:22 · answer #5 · answered by Candice 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!!! The doc deserved that... I guess that he, a jackass, thought that the patient was stupid...
2007-12-28 04:10:59 · answer #6 · answered by Brat Sheila♥♫ - the Precocious 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excellent joke. :D
Thanks for the laugh. :)
Have a star. *
2007-12-28 06:13:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
She who laughs* last , laughs loudest!
2007-12-28 13:08:16 · answer #8 · answered by Me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He deserves it. lol
2007-12-28 02:44:30 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!! Thats great!!
2007-12-28 02:34:35 · answer #10 · answered by Amanda P 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋