madame muslei and zachary j'et aime. no vous baise'ei noe
2007-12-28 01:46:16 · 15 answers · asked by little bird 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Languages
terrible french - making assumptions about the correct grammar and spelling etc
baiser has two meanings - the noun is to kiss and as a verb it means to f--ck so it could either mean
mrs muslei - zachary and i love you - we kiss you or we f--k you
2007-12-28 01:51:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It seems to be a phonetic rendering - it certainly isn't the way it would be written in French! I think that what is meant is "Madame Muslei [et] Zachary, je t'aime. Nous(?) vous baisez [nous?]"
"Madame Muslei and Zachary, I love you. We kiss you."
I am not sure what you mean by 'noe' at the end. It could be a repeat of 'nous' which emphasises the 'we' ... (i.e. '*We* kiss you')
2007-12-28 01:51:33 · answer #2 · answered by Owlwings 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That certainly is not french, sounds more like creole or a dialect. Roughly, I would guess (and I'm a french speaker), it would approx. mean Madam Muslei, and Zachary, I love you. Up to that it's good, cause that's french.
Now, for the no vous baise'ei noe, that's not french.
2007-12-28 01:50:04 · answer #3 · answered by ledeenoe 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's not exactly international French...
Miss Muslei (madame muslei)and Zachary, I love you (j'et aime), we will make love (no vous baise'ei )... or you will make love to us....
2007-12-28 01:51:46 · answer #4 · answered by artistseries 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not french.
Miss Muslei and Zachary, I love you. No vous baise'ei noe sounds more Franco-Provençale or Gallo to me.
EDIT
If you want to tell them 'you kiss them' in a figurically speaking way, I'd go for either Je t'embrasse très fort (single) or nous vous embrassons très forts/fortes (depending on the sex of your party 'nous', as soon as there is one masculine, you must say 'forts', if it is all-female, you must say 'fortes').
2007-12-28 01:55:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
misses muslei and zachary i love you. we want to kiss you now
thats the english translation u had the french
2007-12-28 01:49:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
some of that isnt even real french! that last sentence makes nooooooo sence. the first one says that Mrs. Muslei and Zach love eachother, if that helps.
2007-12-28 01:50:23 · answer #7 · answered by ravababa_94 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am a french and creole (Haitian) speaker. This is certainly not French or Haitian creole which is the closest to the French language. Therefor I can't translate it for you.
2007-12-28 01:58:28 · answer #8 · answered by Diamond C. 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That seems to be a kind of remote but ununderstandable French style, full of spelling mistakes.
2007-12-28 02:12:45 · answer #9 · answered by Vlad 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I do not speak French but you can translate it using one of the following websites.
2007-12-28 01:55:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋