1. Called me to get my phone number.
2. Spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
3. Put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
4. Tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
5. Sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
6. Tried to drown a fish.
7. Thought a quarterback was a refund.
8. Got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
9. Tripped over a cordless phone.
10. Took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
11. Asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
12. Studied for a blood test.
13. Thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
14. Moved when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home.
15. Took the 22 bus twice because she missed the 44 bus.
16. Turned around and went home when she arrived at the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left."
2007-12-28 01:31:33 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO I've known some blondes like this!!
2007-12-29 03:14:33 · answer #1 · answered by Ginny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now you see why they put a brunette between the two blondes* She was there as an interpeter!
2007-12-28 21:02:37 · answer #2 · answered by Me 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
some of those are pretty good. 1 star for you
2007-12-28 10:25:24 · answer #3 · answered by [BLACKOUT] 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah i luv this kindda jokes.not because its about blondes,juss kuz its funny.but not all the blondes dum
2007-12-29 17:46:39 · answer #4 · answered by *~TWINKLE~* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg!! that blonde is so dumb i have a friend that is also like that we call her an airhead
2007-12-28 11:10:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO! haha these are all funny as hell!
thanks for the laugh...!!
2007-12-28 09:58:36 · answer #6 · answered by Chainstein™ has finally returned 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These were great!!!
Thanks for the non stop giggles!! LOL
:)
2007-12-28 14:20:35 · answer #7 · answered by Babette 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny most of mine friends r blonde n only one is like that
2007-12-28 09:35:56 · answer #8 · answered by §Broken.Shattered.Untouched§ 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hehehehehehehe....very hilarious!! a star for you and the blondes who did all those things!!!
2007-12-28 10:13:58 · answer #9 · answered by Shining Star 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2007-12-28 13:05:24 · answer #10 · answered by Crazy_Jay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋