Jewish joke?

Question

A yiddish mama in new york has a son, who was The Grand Lama and living in a buddhist monastery in tibet and hadnt seen him for years. She wanted to visit him and a local travel agent looked into it and then told her it was very difficult; she had to fly to India, then fly to a city called Darjeeling at the foot of the himalayas, then take a bus to Nepal and from there go by yak train into Tibet to the monastery. Then to top it all off, the monastery had rules forbidding outsiders to say more than 3 words to the Grand Lama if they came.
The old mama didnt care and bought the tickets.She flew to India and to Darjeeling, then went on a bus to Nepal and rode by yak into Tibet to the monastery. She came to the door and asked to see "the Grand Lama". The man warned her about the 3 word rule and she insisted she would obey it if they let her see the Grand Lama. They let her in, and escorted her to the Grand Lama. She approached him and said
"Sheldon, come home."

Answer 1

hahahahahaha amazing................man..............here is a star for ya cheers!!

Answer 2

good choice of words. hee hee

Answer 3

LOL. Well told!

Good one! LOL.