would you roll over and play dead, or do the fastest freestyle ever recorded??
2007-12-27 23:24:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events ➔ Current Events
Does Mace work??
2007-12-27 23:45:28 · update #1
relax and enjoy it.
2007-12-28 15:21:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would hit it on the nose with a copy of Harry Potter and the golden goblet are some other Harry Potter book as some girl done in Australia a year are so ago.
Now you know a good use for Harry Potter books, hitting sharks with them.
Mace I don't think they would worry about going shopping? Just hit him on the snout with a big hard back copy of a book it works really it does. Then when your asked by the libary where is the copy of Harry Potter and the Golden Goblet is you can say its gone miss. I had to use it to stop a big shark attacking me. I am serious on this book and shark nose thing it works a girl told me of it last christmas had me in stitches reading the article. Seems the libary sued her for the book.
2007-12-28 07:42:06 · answer #2 · answered by BUST TO UTOPIA 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When swimming in the ocean, you should always carry a stick with you. If Jaws comes at you just hold up the stick and wave it back and forth. When he gets close just throw it away from shore as far as you can and holler, "Go fetch boy."
When he swims out to retrieve the stick, you will have time to swim ashore. Don't go back in the water on the same day as Jaws gets very mad when you fool him this way.
2007-12-28 08:09:01 · answer #3 · answered by andyg77 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd be scared stupid and probably die trying to whack Jaws in the head or something.
I actually quit swimming in the ocean (and dark pools) after seeing the movie Jaws. I know it's very very unlikely to get bitten by a shark, but it gave me a "monster under the bed" irrational fear :)
Go figure!
2007-12-28 07:33:52 · answer #4 · answered by Baloneyus_Monk 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Given Bruce's performance record making the movie, I'd swim. He'd break down after about 25 feet.
2007-12-28 07:50:20 · answer #5 · answered by thegubmint 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would call my friend Aquaman and have him tell Jaws the People are friends NOT food. and then we all have a party under the sea.
Sorry its been awhile
2007-12-28 13:26:57 · answer #6 · answered by CLOSED 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't have to roll over and play dead, I would die of a heart attack before he touched me.
2007-12-28 07:30:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I read this with Jaws being Jews..it was really confusing to me.
2007-12-28 08:07:30 · answer #8 · answered by Dalton B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd be very surprised as I'm in my living room.Damn sharks they get in everywhere.
LOL at Dalton, so did I.I'd just been in the Israel section.
2007-12-28 07:41:23 · answer #9 · answered by Misty Blue 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
with the wind i would blow from rare end with fright it propel me like a torpedo ,
2007-12-28 09:10:01 · answer #10 · answered by Shadysback 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Either way,you're toast!
2007-12-28 07:33:53 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋