my mom is coming home tommorow an i dont no what to do! please help! ive tried everything vasiline and all!
2007-12-27 18:59:31 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
I cant go to the er as i am 15 and have no car and im not asking sumbody to drive me. i have unpluged it and cut off the tube but it wont come out no matter what i do! my mom will be home in 4 hours!!!!!!
2007-12-27 19:12:46 · update #1
i think i broke it when i was pulling i herd a crack and now it really hurts! is it possible or did i imagine it?
2007-12-27 19:40:01 · update #2
You poor thing..
Saw it off. But be careful that you don't cut your own pennis off.
I wish i could be there to see what you gonna say when your mom sees the vacuum. xD
sorry. good luck, x
2007-12-27 20:23:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
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2016-05-22 00:22:56 · answer #2 · answered by Hollis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would see if there is any way to reverse the airflow and (err, excuse the word) blow it out of the tube.
I am not even going to ask you how it got stuck there because I don't really want to know. If you have an erection and that's why it's stuck then try thinking about something like geography or something really boring in school and see if you can't get the pressure to drop a little. If you do that it should slip right out.
And next time wear shorts when you are vacuuming.
2007-12-27 19:24:16 · answer #3 · answered by Warren D 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
this is funny, i have vacuumed many times and for some reason i have never gotten any of my private parts stuck in there. in fact it doesn't even come close!!!! lololol....just how are you using this piece of equipment????? you are using it on the floor right, or around the edges of the carpet? hmmmmm, no it still don't come close! lololol
2007-12-27 20:20:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
just go do something else to get your mind off of sex and see if the erection will go down. if not use loads of soap and lotion but don't get any down in the hole of the penis it will burn .
email me if you get it off and if you cant let me know i have plenty of ideas my cousin did this once he said it was like a penis pump!! lol
2007-12-28 03:30:15 · answer #5 · answered by Danny 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just find it strange that you can go to the computer log on to yahoo and type out this question with all that going on.
2007-12-28 06:38:00 · answer #6 · answered by Snapdragon 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call the emergency service.
2007-12-28 02:27:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
get a razor and not the shaving one and press sown on the tube and pray to god that you dont cut ur dick!!
2007-12-27 21:39:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do whatever you have to to make yourself go limp.
Think of your mom...anything.
Then just go ahead and put the vacuum away
and pretend it never happened.
Lol. You're silly.
:DD
2007-12-27 19:11:55 · answer #9 · answered by AMANDA 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
i know its going to be embarrassing but go to the er,what were u doin pleasuring urself??
2007-12-27 19:03:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋