If it was like the middle of the night and you had to take a path home thru the woods by yourself and a clown stepped out from behind a tree and started giggling and waving for you to come get the balloon animal he had, what would you do, besides crap your pants?
2007-12-27 15:30:23 · 17 answers · asked by imahippieguy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well, it depends one whether he's a Wavy Gravy Clown or a Stephen King Clown or an Elected Politician Clown
If it was Wavy, "I'd ask him if he's seen Cowboy Neil at the wheel of the bus to never never land"
If it is the other kind of Clown, I'd point the finger of shame at him until I arrived home.
2007-12-27 16:05:41 · answer #1 · answered by Grateful Jerry 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This actually happened to me at a Rainbow Gathering once, and was especially horrifying thanks to a combination of:
1) Already having a horrifying, unreasonable fear of clowns,
2) Being under the influence of LSD
What did I do when the clown stepped out from behind a tree? I screamed like I was being murdered, and I ran in a straight line until I found another human. I then dove on top of this stranger in the woods screaming "CCCCLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
It was the scariest moment of my life, so far.
2007-12-28 04:41:11 · answer #2 · answered by agirlfromapollo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't crap my pants. But....
In the scenario you just described (male clown, and he startled me out in the woods, late at night), he'd have problems. ^_^
I'd put my gloves on (no greasepaint on my hands, no DNA of mine on his carcass), and if he didn't get the hint from my twitching and just generally looking *really pissed*, I'd most likely:
--punch him in the gut, and points south, until he drops to the ground,
--mount him when he drops, and shove my hand down his throat until he gags and retches, and then
--kick and stomp his gut while he's still tossing his cookies.
It wouldn't be pleasant. The balloon animal would need therapy, and be scarred for life. ^_^
(pfft, *lol* and knowing *my* rotten luck, the "clown" would know some BJJ and just slap a triangle choke on me, because "everybody knows" those are bulletproof and can tap out a *bus*, *lol*....)
But yeah, under that scenario, I'd do my best to hurt him. Definitely. I mean, what the hell, you know? >_<
Thanks for your time. ^_^
2007-12-27 15:47:40 · answer #3 · answered by Bradley P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if it were night and I were in the middle of the woods, the clown better be worried. I would have a model 1911A Colt 45 semi-automatic pistol, laser sight, and a couple of 15 round clips(my favorite of my collection). I don't think it would be me doin the crappin'!! Silly clown....never bring balloons to a gun fight.
2007-12-27 15:39:18 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
chase him through the woods and rape him and skin him alive and roll him in salt and gorge out his intestines and play skipping rope with his intestines..
and eat him cuz i hate clowns
2007-12-27 15:38:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
This one's not for me, but my friend sitting here, said she'd have a heartattack and die. She HATES clowns.
2007-12-27 15:34:12 · answer #6 · answered by friedoutofmymind 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chop him down and claim I thought he was a tree.
2007-12-27 15:33:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
take off running like a girl with my arms flailing!
2007-12-28 16:55:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wouldn't crap my pants and i'll get him to show all his tricks so that we can share good laughs while trying to find our way back home.
2007-12-27 15:36:17 · answer #9 · answered by maej 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would swear to myself, once again, to stay away from those yummy brownies ( as i crapped my pants). :)
2007-12-27 15:36:16 · answer #10 · answered by skywings 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋