words/phrases ...? (in any order you like)
Keep it as SHORT as possible .... I am a busy girl, people!
Listerine
bird seed
Hee Haw (the show)
hoo ha (??)
butt crack
plumbers butt
cornucopia
swizzle stick
fraternizing
lickety-split
2007-12-27 14:55:56 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
After contemplating yet another Saturday night home watching Hee Haw and looking my husband's butt crack I made the decision to pick up my swizel sticks, get out and do some fraternizing. After rinsing the bird seed from my mouth with Listerine, I packed the extra cornupcopia (I bought it at a half price clearance sale!) and headed to the local plumbing supply house! Once I'd seen enough, I ran home lickety-split with my fresh supply of mental images of plumber's butt and took my time playing with my hoo-ha.
2007-12-28 03:47:23 · answer #1 · answered by Durga sings the classics 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was sitting there watching Hee Haw, minding my own business. The plumber was in the kitchen laying some pipe. Hoo ha! I wandered in to get a drink and what did I see? A cornucopia of @ss hair protruding from the butt crack of the plumbers butt. I wasted no time with fraternizing, I grabbed some bird seed and a swizzle stick & I was outta there, lickety-split!
2007-12-28 05:41:35 · answer #2 · answered by Jess 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My Day As A Plumber (A complete fictional story)
I woke up and rinsed my mouth with the listerine in my bathroom. I refilled the bird feeder with bird seed and left off to my first job. I walked into the living room of my first client and saw she was watching Hee Haw. As you all know, I have a plumbers butt, and you can always see my butt crack. I fixed her pipes and she yelled, HOO HA! I took one of her swizzle sticks, and left lickety-split. As I drove to my second clients house, I saw her neighbor with a sign that said, STOP FRATERNIZING! Then, I saw a magazine with the word cornucopia written all over the cover. Finally, I got hit by a bus and recovered so I can write my day as a plumber!
hope you liked it!
2007-12-29 16:59:58 · answer #3 · answered by lil MiSSY* 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ok, they are in good order, but just bring the butt crack to last and plumber's butt to the first. Just tell everyone you are saying a joke and then say these in my order. People will laugh out loud.
2007-12-28 22:44:25 · answer #4 · answered by Devils Advocate 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The shortest answer I can come up with is, "No. Gotta go! Lickety-Split!"
(I had to use my favourite word from your lickety-lips...I mean split...I mean I gotta go! Bye!)
2007-12-27 23:17:29 · answer #5 · answered by Kentucky Dave 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nope but i saw ur profile and felt bad becuz only one person answered this so now i answered :)
2007-12-28 00:24:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋