2007-12-27 13:37:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Here, hold my beer while I get my license and registration....
2007-12-27 13:47:18 · answer #1 · answered by tori b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
f**k off
Thats the what my friend said to a cop before
and she got community service for 3 months.
2007-12-27 13:42:29 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How's it hangin' flatfoot! Cops used to be called flatfoots because they use to walk a beat all day long.
I guess now we should all call them fata****, 'cause they just sit on stools at Dunkin' Donuts. lol
2007-12-27 13:44:58 · answer #3 · answered by billy brite 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh weren't you the one who stopped me last week?...
2007-12-27 13:42:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if he tells you your eyes look red have you been drinking tell him "officer your eyes look glazed have you been eating to many dough nuts?
2007-12-27 22:30:21 · answer #5 · answered by alejito33 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here. Hold my crack pipe and I'll get you that license.
2007-12-27 13:41:42 · answer #6 · answered by But Inside I'm Screaming 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ill give you a doughnut if you dont give me a ticket.
2007-12-27 13:44:14 · answer #7 · answered by fish 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have some doughnut crumbs on your shirt,....sir!
2007-12-27 13:41:15 · answer #8 · answered by Dalgor 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry officer, I didn't mean to run that red light...I was texting. ;)
2007-12-27 13:43:02 · answer #9 · answered by yea that's right 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i did your wife last night while you were out on patrol .
2007-12-27 13:56:24 · answer #10 · answered by atlantismeditation@sbcglobal.net 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋