2007-12-27 13:34:24 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
how can I calm the crazy goat down
2007-12-27 13:34:46 · update #1
tape tacks (facing point down) under her desk. So if she moves her legs, she'll get stuck--
2007-12-27 13:39:35 · answer #1 · answered by Valkyrie 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Make little rockets out of paper matches that fly up to 30 feet! Be sure to LIGHT the matches on FIRE first!!! These are made out of just some houshold materials.
Directions:
http://www.instructables.com/id/Paper-Match-Rockets-with-launcher/
*Disclamer*
I am not responsible for any injuries caused by this project. Please wear eye protection when launching. Never shoot these at someone as they involve fire. Fire can burn you. Don't pick these up right after they land. Only use on pavement, or my personal favorite, into a lake, not on grass ........ OR at old goat bag co-workers who try to spit in your face!
2007-12-27 13:54:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bring in Big Dog, sounds like she needs a good humpin.
2007-12-27 13:43:42 · answer #3 · answered by AKBOY 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
She'll be calm after you knock her unconscious, nobody should be spit on.
2007-12-27 13:38:13 · answer #4 · answered by Mr. 3.14™ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If she tried to spit on you then you need to report her to your supervisor.
2007-12-27 13:40:25 · answer #5 · answered by Jess H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you can manage it..you'll have to put your acting hat on...for about an hour, pretend she's attractive and smart, flattery gets you everywhere. she'll get all googoo gaagaa about it and forget why she's mad.
2007-12-27 14:35:43 · answer #6 · answered by ´¯0())))»·.¸¸.·´´¯`··._.· 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Report her and try to get moved where you don't need to interact with her
2007-12-27 13:39:20 · answer #7 · answered by And For A Moment I Am Happy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
spit back and tell her off she'll learn not to mess with you
2007-12-27 13:38:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Either take her out back and settle it woman to woman or report her to your boss.
2007-12-27 13:37:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
if it gets out of hand and interferes with your job. report her to Human Resource.
2007-12-27 13:37:32 · answer #10 · answered by JB 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋