2007-12-27 13:32:00 · 32 answers · asked by The Doctor 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I think you should give them some pills Doctor
2007-12-27 17:25:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The correct answer to this question is:
becasue they are sad boring basterds who need to relax a bit more and acctually take a step back at things and look from a different point of view......they might just get something knocked into them!
Like they say......
Laughter is the best medicine!....so here is a little gift (laugh)for you my friend:
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
2007-12-27 13:41:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bit general ur question m8y...perhaps some "askers" write something offensive to some1 else, not knowing it was meant in good humour, surly every1 mistook something 4 something its not in messenger at some point....its a big flaw in written conversation, because comments are often distinguished between a joke or insult by tone of voice, but unfortunately we dnt have it here....great now i sound like a hyppie ;).......wow i feel so grown up woohoo
2007-12-27 13:59:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yea I know, you make a joke and get 5 pages of high falutin bs instead of a haha.
2007-12-27 13:35:23 · answer #4 · answered by AKBOY 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
same reason people in everyday life don't have a sense of humor- they're thinking about other things.
2007-12-27 13:37:52 · answer #5 · answered by Arienna C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just the way they are pal! post a laughable question and get a load of bull - they way of the y!A world! SOD EM!
2007-12-27 13:49:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because it takes all sorts to make the answers more interesting
2007-12-27 13:48:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They were born prior to 1980
2007-12-27 13:35:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
they spend too much time in Religion and Spirituality. You know, it tends to harden you and rob you of your humor. Beware, never go there.
2007-12-27 13:37:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dang, cant think of a funny answer.
Hmm ....
Ah ...
Cos' the chicken crossed the road ?
2007-12-27 13:35:29 · answer #10 · answered by brianthesnailuk2002 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋