Do you have, or have you ever had, any crazy neighbors?

Question

Tell me about them.

Answer 1

Many years ago we lived down the street from a half-way house for mental patients. That was interesting.

There was a guy who claimed that milk cartons cause cancer.

There was a woman who would borrow fiction books from the library and then claim to be related to all the characters in the book. Every week she had a new set of relatives.

There was the guy who lost his car keys and claimed that aliens came down from the sky and stole them. The aliens were trying to stop him from leaving so they could study him.

There was a guy with an afro and at least a dozen picks stuck in his hair. He had a hostility problem.

There was a guy who always wore three baseball caps stacked on his head. He rode his bicycle and didn't speak.

There was a woman who glued hand-written flyers to sticks and stuck them in the ground all over the place. Little flags with paranoid writings and bizarre pictures.

Is that enough crazies for you?

Answer 2

yes my friend had a downstairs neighbor that you couldn't move without her complaining about us being to loud. I was asleep one morning got up went to the bathroom and laid back down someone was knocking on the door I thought it was my friend cause sometimes I accidentally lock the top lock so I went to the door unlocked it and started back to the room. They didn't come in so I looked through the peep hole and it was crazy lady talking on her phone turning and walking away saying "I don't know who is in there" But we always called her crazy lady and every night she would leave at 11:30 (I guess to make it to the beer store before it closes) and one day I heard a break and some cussing and I looked outside and it looked like she broke her bottle of liquor or something

Answer 3

OMG I have the craziest neighbors.

We live in a nice upper middle class neighborhood, a family setting with 2.5 kids, 2 cars, 2 dogs, you know, the American dream. There is a lady that lives next door that for the longest time was single and lived alone. A few years ago she got married, after they called off the wedding twice. By the way, another neighbor and I were having a wedding reception for the for the whole neighborhood, had all the food and decorations and had everyone coming to celebrate their marriage. She called the day before and said the wedding was off. (I still have the box of decorations I bought) Two weeks later she calls and said they eloped.

He moves in and the parade of police and ambulances starts. They have a "domestic" situation about once a week in which they both get arrested on more than one occasion. Then we find out that when they were out of town they got in a fight and she clawed his leg causing him to bleed, he pulled the car over, got out and she got behind the wheel and tried to run him over. A cop saw it and arrested them both. The last time they got arrested she had the police call everyone in the neighborhood to come and bail her out, which one of our neibors did do. Once she was bailed out I don't come running next door to listen to her whine about how mean her husband is she gets made at me and sends me a scathing email telling me that I need to climb down out of my "ivory tower" and come to her aid. She then tells the whole neighborhood how awful I am. Last I heard they were supposed to stay away from each other until their next court date and were told that if they saw each other that they would both be arrested again. They were seeing each other the whole time. Oh, another thing, she regularly kicks him out of the house and he's seen wandering around the neighborhood and down the main road to town sometimes with his suitcase other times without.

Just to let you know these people are in their 70's, which makes it even crazier.

Peace.

Answer 4

Once had a neighbor that would shoot her shotgun through the kitchen floor and leave all her faucets running into plugged sinks to force out the evil neighbors that lived beneath her.... problem was she lived in a mobile home park in Frazee, MN

Answer 5

When we were teenagers, we lived in a trailer park, our next door neighbor lived in a blue house, drove a blue car, wore bright blue eyeshadow and proclaimed that her favorite color was blue (named her the blue lady). She stole my 2 year old nephews teddy bear and put him out with her santa claus at Christmas time. So we rearranged her lawn furniture and stole her fake plastic flowers. We were mean kids.... and probably her crazy neighbors.

Answer 6

Yes. I have a neighbor who kept a hill size dirt pile in front of his house. The only reason the hill eventually disappeared was due to good old erosion.

Answer 7

heck yea! want to hear the stor(ies)??? its hysterical
i live in a court so theres at least 15 kids living on the block. we always play kickball in the court. she has a car with such a sensitive alarm. she actually films us playing outside, because she thinks we hit the car on purpose! sometimes, she even calls the cops! its crazy. one time, she called her son here, and he's supposedly a "cop". His wife came in speeding into the court and came about 1 foot away from running over me!

Then, on the other side of my house....
Old people. Old people. Old people. One is blind, the other ones a psycho path. Their 35 year old son lives with them. Hes gay.One time, our ball went into their yard. My brother hopped the fence to get it. 2 seconds later, the old lady comes out chasing my brother around the yard. Then, the blind old man came and tripped off the stoop! it was hysterical! They then called the cops. They came, and laughed in their face. it was great!

Answer 8

I lived in a really nice house but I had really bad neighbours, about 4 neighbour families were the worst

one guy used to send his dog to the toilet my garden,
kids used to draw on my walls and door,
the house used to get egged everyday
I called the police nearly three times a month because of my neighbours, they broke windows

I caught one guy and beat him up lol,
I left the area and egged their houses, I know it's immature but I was so pi$$d off

Answer 9

OMG YES!!!! -- we lived in an apartment when my 29 year old (now) son was about four. We had this lady that lived next door to us .... she was like this biker woman....bad bad .. had a baby girl (play pen age/younger) and her apt. was full of fleas. She used to knock on my door and ask me to listen THROUGH THE WALL for her child while she ran to the liquor store -- and I was like "no, I'll go over there and sit with her but not just "listen" for her through our walls......she would knock on the door constantly and come in and drink....my father lived out of town - he didn't drink much but he left a bottle of whatever it was he did drink at our apartment so he could have "a drink" before bed when he visited --- he left a full bottle of something that she found - have NO CLUE HOW she found it -- snooping and drank ALL OF IT -- THE WHOLE BOTTLE!!!
She was a nutbag --- I removed her from my life.....thank goodness.

Answer 10

Yes, my former next door neighbors would sing Karaoke past 2am on a lot of nights.