A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.
The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"
The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."
2007-12-27 12:50:28 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
You know, most people who live in my apartment complex know that I live alone. Someone was just walking by when I read this and I laughed so loud they must have wondered if I was entertaining a gentleman caller. Thanks for another funny joke. Have another star for your crown.
2007-12-27 13:20:55 · answer #1 · answered by mydearsie 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-12-27 12:58:33 · answer #2 · answered by First Lady 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAHA HA! good one heres one like it! My Aunt was having a wedding. So we had to wear nice clothes.My brother was wearing a tuxedo and eating a hot dog. so my mum said Josh don't eat a hot dog while wearing a tuxedo josh replied the hot dog isn't wearing a tuxedo
2016-05-27 09:01:14 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats the funniest joke ive heard in a long time :)
2007-12-27 12:55:45 · answer #4 · answered by ainey 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have to note that "Senior Citizens" is the best category! And everyone can spell!! (what does that say about today's education? Oops...)
2007-12-27 15:37:58 · answer #5 · answered by Bubbeh C 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
To late to change the will then. Still, he can always play Max ByGrave songs.
2007-12-27 13:07:48 · answer #6 · answered by Zheia 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMFAO Suzie you rock. Wish i could give you 100 points.
2007-12-27 13:21:36 · answer #7 · answered by less 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I don't think he went overboard at all. This is really good. Thank you for sharing.
2007-12-27 13:29:00 · answer #8 · answered by California Gal 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
And they say forget about anything that happened before you met your spouse.
2007-12-27 14:35:04 · answer #9 · answered by DR W 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think that without meeting his wife we cannot fully understand his pain and grief. LOL
2007-12-27 12:55:46 · answer #10 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋