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What's the best way to get relief?

2007-12-27 11:20:05 · 20 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

20 answers

QUIT EATING!!

no really, simethicone! like in the Maalox chewables works really fast, i know. I must've married into shell oil.

my husband gets very high milage. The other night i had to open the door & get some fresh air in here! the cats were throwing up!

2007-12-27 18:31:56 · answer #1 · answered by AnnaMaria 7 · 2 0

The best way to stay out of trouble is to go in the other room and pass your gas Mr. Sawman that way she will never know! You silly man! Eat more fiber maybe that will help that is what they tell us on the TV all the time LOL, or you could always blame it on the dogs they can always get away with it!

2007-12-27 19:44:39 · answer #2 · answered by teresa m 7 · 3 0

Lay off the lactose. Check this website for a home remedy to save any embarrassment at the chemist. good luck x

2007-12-27 19:27:03 · answer #3 · answered by Hay-Ho 2 · 2 0

(chuckling)
my recent research shows that one should be gracious and leave the room (or house if need be) and politeness rule the roast
and the wife rules and hopefully not with a steel toed boot....
hmmmm....maybe your running to the door will relieve the nasties quicker...hahahaha

2007-12-27 20:40:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Beano. In your local pharmacy. Take one before meals.

Works like a charm !

2007-12-27 19:24:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Send the Mrs. to the mall to shop, then let it rip!!

2007-12-27 21:08:08 · answer #6 · answered by 'Old & Cudley' 7 · 3 0

go get some Beno. Take beno now and there'll beno gas later

2007-12-27 19:23:25 · answer #7 · answered by Lil Shooter 4 · 2 0

I don't blame her. What is it with husbands? take gas X
I keep them around for my husband.

2007-12-27 20:03:56 · answer #8 · answered by clever girl 4 · 2 0

go outside

2007-12-27 19:23:29 · answer #9 · answered by browndogzzz 5 · 3 0

go outside and pass your gas....
if you have a dog you two can have a competition---LOL

2007-12-27 19:24:16 · answer #10 · answered by 1 UnIqUe InDiViDuAl 5 · 4 0

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