☼♥↔ Can you write an amusing little tale that includes 6 of these lines?

Question

1. Maybe that's why I like animals. Woof. Moo. Quack. They tell it like it is.
2. Someone's gonna get fat, someone's gonna go broke, and someone's gonna find God.
3. Hey! What's the worse that could happen......Oh, yeah; Forgot about that.
4. I am the baddest of the bad. I and my band of highway warriors control this territory.
5. Sunshine and her Marshal Matt Dillon are very __________.
6. With the gentleness of an angel.
7. Sunshine!!! For the love of ALL that is holy, please __________.
8. Oh, no you don't . You stay put. If it's anything short of murder, I'LL take care of it.
9. Shall we now return to logical thinking?!
10. Don't you think somebody ought to go reckon with him?
11. Did you just say," pip pip and doodley do?"
12. Well, I'm wondering how long we're going to keep on with this polite talking before we get down to serious kissing!

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Answer 1

After four years of almost blissful marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his ugly, dirty and lurid past.

"C'mon, baby tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, caressing his jaw With the gentleness of an angel.
"How many men did you kill and how many women have you slept with?"

"Baby," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit".

Kim promised she wouldn't get angry, and tried to convince her hubby to tell her.
"Maybe that's why I like animals. Woof. Moo. Quack. They tell it like it is." said Kim looking sad.
"I am the baddest of the bad. I and my band of highway warriors control this territory." began her hubby tentatively. Then he mumbled something under his breath.
"Did you just say," pip pip and doodley do?" asked Kim looking quite surprised.
"No, I said walls do have ears and some of these things have a way of catching up on you!"
"Hey! What's the worse that could happen......Oh, yeah; Forgot about that. Walls do have ears. But you can whisper to me my darling." says Kim snuggling up to him.
"Well, I'm wondering how long we're going to keep on with this polite talking before we get down to serious kissing!" says her hubby grabbing her in a bear hug.
"The whole story first dear!" she says pushing him away."Shall we now return to logical thinking?!"
"Oh very well then." he agrees relunctantly. "Anytime we entered to rob a bank then, I would shout at the top of my voice,'No heroism please! Someone's gonna get fat, someone's gonna go broke, and someone's gonna find God, if you do!!"

Answer 2

My name is derek, i'm a farmer.Maybe that's why I like animals. Woof. Moo. Quack. They tell it like it is. i was feeding my pig and i said,Someone's gonna get fat, someone's gonna go broke, and someone's gonna find God. I don't know why i said it though but,Hey! What's the worse that could happen......Oh, yeah; Forgot about that, but i must let you know,I am the baddest of the bad. I and my band of highway warriors control this territory.i was walking in the Sunshine and her ray on son Marshal Matt Dillon eating peas he said the peasare very sweet.there soft With the gentleness of an angel, But then he stopped and shouted, Sunshine!!! For the love of ALL that is holy, please shut the **** up =] god shouted back,Oh, no you don't . You stay put. If it's anything short of murder, I'LL take care of it.then the son stepped in by saying, Shall we now return to logical thinking?!, Mr bean the farmer was annoyed so the son said,Don't you think somebody ought to go reckon with him?. the wacky sheep herder didnt know what he was saying so he just ended up saying,Did you just say," pip pip and doodley do?" the gay customer had his eye on mr bean and said Well, I'm wondering how long we're going to keep on with this polite talking before we get down to serious kissing!.

Lol can't belive i just did that. xD

Answer 3

One day Sunshine and Marshal Matt Dillon went on a stroll. Sunshine was really mad at Marshal because he was beating around the bush and she wanted him to talk straight for once. then she saw a dog passing by and said "maybe that's why i like animals. woof. moo. quack. they tell it like it is". Marshal became quite defensive and replied "Sunshine!!! For the love of ALL that is holy please leave me alone!!". All of a sudden, sunshine heard a mean noise. Marshal finally seeking the oppurtunity to impress sunshine said "don't you think somebody ought to go reckon with him?.. i will!!".. Sunshine who became really scared responded "Shall we now return to logical thinking?!" Marshal stood up went out and met the big old ugly brown mud monster and said "I am the baddest of the bad. I and my band of highway warriors control this territory". He beat him up brought sunshine to safety! Sunshine and Marshal were happy again. Sunshine said "i'm sorry i treated you this way, i hope you forgive me" and Marshal replied "no, it's my fault forgive me". Sunshine while holding his hand said "well, i'm wondering how long we're going to keep on with this polite talking before we get down to serious kissing!"
the end!
p.s. gosh.. what was i thinking. i deserve best answer for this

Answer 4

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Answer 5

hahaha nooo sorry.
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