Stupid/Funny Laws?

Question

What Stupid/ Funny Laws Do You Know of?

Answer 1

Most ridiculous British laws:

1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament

2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down

3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store

4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day

5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter

6. In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet

7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the King, and the tail of the Queen

8. It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing

9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour

10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow


Most ridiculous foreign laws:

1. In Ohio, it is illegal to get a fish drunk

2. In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation

3. In Bahrain, a male doctor can only examine the genitals of a woman in the reflection of a mirror

4. In Switzerland, a man may not relieve himself standing up after 10pm

5. In Alabama, it is illegal to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle

6. In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on a Sunday could be jailed

7. In Vermont, women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth

8. In Milan, it is a legal requirement to smile at all times, except funerals or hospital visits

9. In Japan, there is no age of consent

10. In France, it is illegal to name a pig Napoleon

Answer 2

In Nevada if a woman wears falsies for a photograph for an advert seeking matrimony, she can be jailed for 30 days, and the marriage is annullable.

Richard

Answer 3

in florida Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.

and in georgia one man is not allowed to be on another man's back.

Answer 4

In New Jersey it's illegal for an automobile to pass a horse-drawn carriage in the street and in Washington, it is illegal to paint polka-dots on the American flag!

Answer 5

The government just outlawed a type of light bulbs.

wait thats not funny it's just sad.

Answer 6

In the UK, a man who feels compelled to urinate in public can do so only if he aims for his rear wheel and keeps his right hand on his vehicle.

Answer 7

It's illegal in Illinios to drive with you feet or without a steering wheel! Check out this site for more http://www.dumblaws.com/

Answer 8

in Houston u cant buy Limburger cheese on Sunday

Answer 9

lmao, what causes the government to make up these laws?

Answer 10

in florida a single woman can't skydive on sundays