Have you ever found yourself faced with the undeniable need to throw away hard- earned Y!A points?

Question

Me, too!
While I've still got the floor...
Will the world end in 2012?
Is there a comet the size of Ethiopia going to obliterate us?
Should my socks match if I'm just staying home?
Which way is up?
How much does red weigh?
Are aardvarks?
How come?
Where?
Would you help me tie my widget?
Wassupwitdat?
Do ya think there's any?
Oops! There it went again...
Toenail clippings?
How come the moon always looks like the moon?
Does the space between my ears ever end?
Why is oil oily?
Why is a duck?
Am I crazy?
Are You?
Is there such a thing as being 'kinda pregnant'?
Why do birds suddenly appear?

You guys getting my point?
Cheers!
Bobby

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I'm no longer allowed to direct any personal responses, (lest I be labeled a 'chatter' by the Yoohoo Gestapo), but you people are cracking me UP!!!

Keep 'em coming!!!

My girlfriend wanted me to note this special message to all who've answered thus far:
STOP IT!!!
I'm peeing my pants!!
Thanx!

C'mon, let's hear some more!!!

Answer 1

Will the world end in 2012? No, it ends Tuesday after tea.
Is there a comet the size of Ethiopia going to obliterate us? No, next Tuesday there will be spontaneous underwear fire in... I have said too much.
Should my socks match if I'm just staying home? Go commando feet.
Which way is up? Face left and fall down.
How much does red weigh? It isn't allowed to ask, since the Million Hue March
Are aardvarks? Evolved Platypus? yes
How come? Because Republicans refused to evolve into anything
Where? The same place my pants went at that Korean Dry Cleaners
Would you help me tie my widget? Brant is the only Authorized Widget Tie-er in A&S
Wassupwitdat? I couldn't pass Knots 101
Do ya think there's any? Hope for Joe Lieberman? No, not really
Oops! There it went again... If you have Mario only collect every OTHER coin, that won't happen again.
Toenail clippings? Humans only THINK they are at the top of the food chain - those of us that eat toenail clippings actually are.
How come the moon always looks like the moon? Shakespeare said it best "A rose costs $4.99? What am I, made of money?"
Does the space between my ears ever end? The road goes ever on and on.
Why is oil oily? Never yell "LUBE JOB!" on a porno set. Just saying.
Why is a duck? Ever gone hunting with Dick Cheney? You would know.
Am I crazy? I asked the Magic Eight Ball that I use when President Bush calls me, it said "Ask again later"
Are You? I use a Magic Eight Ball... need you ask?
Is there such a thing as being 'kinda pregnant'? Sure... it's sad.
Why do birds suddenly appear? Every time, you are near? Just like me, they long to be... in Astronomy & Space!

You guys getting my point? You had a point?

Answer 2

No, not until 2068 when the new hyperspace bypass comes through this part of the sector.

Its smaller than that, and filled with candies and toys (the biggest pinata ever made).

Yes, socks should ALWAYS match - the only way to keep the universe in harmony.

That way.

Depends on which red - crimson is 1.1 gm, scarlet is 1.5 gm, but vermillion is a whopping 2.3 gm.

Only sometimes.

Why not.

There.

Use velcro instead.

Datsdewayitis.

Nope, all gone.

Yes, it keeps doing that.

In the sink.

Its got an inferiority complex and doesn't aspire to anything else.

Probably not.

That's how its spelled - can't argue with semantics.

Because its not a banana.

Probably - isn't everyone.

Probably - isn't everyone.

Just like being kinda stupid, I guess.

You mean every time you are near? Just like me, they long to be close to you.

I got it at the beginning.
Cheers, L'Chaim, Salud, and happy New Year.

Answer 3

I've seen all of your questions and comments lately and YA is real picky about that kind of stuff. They don't realize, nor do they care, that the most regular members here have come to know each other, are typically a pretty mature bunch, and nobody makes a fuss. But anything they consider just cordial good wishes or "chatti-ness" is usually going to get yanked.

But there must be kind of a trick to it. I mean, look at Tracy. She's everybody's favorite little joke troll here, always just making light, but it doesn't look like she gets too many questions pulled. I'm no master at it yet. I've had several pulled and I don't have a clue why a couple of them failed the community standards.

Answer 4

Hey tell you wife im peeing too thats some funny stuff, Im new here but had allready seen the pattern. Also begining to recognise some of you. And actually look forward to seeing more of the answers to some of these. Oh ya space is a limitless void hope thats not between your ears.

Answer 5

i'm gonna answer your questions......maybe.

1) Not sure...but i am scared.
2) There is one, there's no question but dun know if it's gonna hit us though.
3) If it matters to you, they should match.
4) In my opinion......everywhere.
5) I don't understand that question...sorry.
6) huh?
7) .......................
8) somewhere.
9) i don't live near or with you..but if you need help...sure.
10) i have no idea.
11) Any what?
12) what about them?
13) becuase it is what known as a moon and it should look like................oh my god what am i saying.
14) yes.
15) because it has some kind of grease thingy substance........yea.........i dun know.
16) What?
17) By looking at these questions.....ummmm...i guess....yes.
18) ........ummm you tell me.......do i look like i am...or sound like.............wait may be i am.
19) Noooooooo.........how can you be kinda pregnant....that means you're half pregnant....and it also sounds disturbing.
20) becuase they have cat skills.......i guess......no wait....because they are fast.

i don't think so........i don't know why am i answering you're questions.


ohhh well have fun and a happy new year.

Answer 6

Gotcha Buddy, we see alot of this dont we,,
Some can get away with it and some cant,, unfair, But undeniably true, I also have had them pulled and never did get an explanation after asking countless times,,
the secret is to put everything in the form of a question and they cant touch it,

cheers friend,

SG

Answer 7

Not really. Since I can't convert those points to money, I couldn't care less. They aren't hard earned, either. I answer a question, I get points, they don't like my answer, I lose some. On average I have lost precious few. Who gives a hoot?

Don't get upset. You are in it for the fun. If not, why are you in it, then?

Answer 8

No. Yes. Why wear them in the first place. Up is. As long as that piece of string. Only on Wednesdays. "Because I'm your mother and I said so." Behind the fridge. For a price. Yes. Aardvarks. Shhss. Yummy."Because I'm your mother and I said so." Eventually. "Because I'm your mother and I said so." "Because I'm your mother and I said so."...

Apparently I don't ever need Y!A because my mother has the answer to everything...

Answer 9

nopes, i rule in spanish astronomy (but pale against the ruler in english astronomy) i've seen them all
and theres always those questions
get your two and go on

Answer 10

interesting questions